If Asian Parents Made a Drill Rap Song
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๐ Lyrics
You thought I was finished? It's the Asian drill
Ming-Li on the beat
What, what, what, what, what?
Someone stole my kimchi
My son got a B in math, so I gave my son a smack (smack)
He stupid, but try to rap, no food for him, yeah, he is fat
No girl want to date him 'cause he got a triple chin
When he go try work and do somethin', he make the wok and eat dumplin'
He not tall, Yao Ming, but he always eat chow mein
He like Santa, but there's no such thing, he not doctor, he is nothin'
Obsessed with the girl Lin Cho, asked her to go eat spring roll
But she wanted more, she wanted noodle, but he so broke, they just went home
My son got a B in math, so I gave my son a smack (smack)
He stupid, but try to rap, no food for him, yeah, he is fat
No girl want to date him 'cause he got a triple chin
When he go try work and do somethin', he make the wok and eat dumplin'
My son want to eat hot pot, but I say, "Do math and do not stop"
He want soba, yogurt, kimbap, but I say, "So what, I am your mom"
Then I caught him with soju, so I beat his ass, kung fu
And I hit so hard, he need tofu, but then I got bored and I went round two
I don't care if I am bad guy, I will not feed him Chatime
Pad thai, goyzai, I'm no senpai, but why the hell you watch hentai?
I have no joy, bok choy (what?)
Dumb boy, my son is unemployed (what?)
My son got a B in math, so I gave my son a smack (smack)
He stupid, but try to rap, no food for him, yeah, he is fat
No girl want to date him 'cause he got a triple chin
When he go try work and do somethin', he make the wok and eat dumplin'
You stupid, you useless, you failure
Get a B for math and I will kill you, hoiya
Ming-Li on the beat
What, what, what, what, what?
Someone stole my kimchi
My son got a B in math, so I gave my son a smack (smack)
He stupid, but try to rap, no food for him, yeah, he is fat
No girl want to date him 'cause he got a triple chin
When he go try work and do somethin', he make the wok and eat dumplin'
He not tall, Yao Ming, but he always eat chow mein
He like Santa, but there's no such thing, he not doctor, he is nothin'
Obsessed with the girl Lin Cho, asked her to go eat spring roll
But she wanted more, she wanted noodle, but he so broke, they just went home
My son got a B in math, so I gave my son a smack (smack)
He stupid, but try to rap, no food for him, yeah, he is fat
No girl want to date him 'cause he got a triple chin
When he go try work and do somethin', he make the wok and eat dumplin'
My son want to eat hot pot, but I say, "Do math and do not stop"
He want soba, yogurt, kimbap, but I say, "So what, I am your mom"
Then I caught him with soju, so I beat his ass, kung fu
And I hit so hard, he need tofu, but then I got bored and I went round two
I don't care if I am bad guy, I will not feed him Chatime
Pad thai, goyzai, I'm no senpai, but why the hell you watch hentai?
I have no joy, bok choy (what?)
Dumb boy, my son is unemployed (what?)
My son got a B in math, so I gave my son a smack (smack)
He stupid, but try to rap, no food for him, yeah, he is fat
No girl want to date him 'cause he got a triple chin
When he go try work and do somethin', he make the wok and eat dumplin'
You stupid, you useless, you failure
Get a B for math and I will kill you, hoiya
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.82] You thought I was finished? It's the Asian drill
[00:05.14] Ming-Li on the beat
[00:06.98] What, what, what, what, what?
[00:11.65] Someone stole my kimchi
[00:13.43] My son got a B in math, so I gave my son a smack (smack)
[00:16.73] He stupid, but try to rap, no food for him, yeah, he is fat
[00:20.18] No girl want to date him 'cause he got a triple chin
[00:23.05] When he go try work and do somethin', he make the wok and eat dumplin'
[00:26.85] He not tall, Yao Ming, but he always eat chow mein
[00:29.47] He like Santa, but there's no such thing, he not doctor, he is nothin'
[00:32.92] Obsessed with the girl Lin Cho, asked her to go eat spring roll
[00:36.01] But she wanted more, she wanted noodle, but he so broke, they just went home
[00:39.61] My son got a B in math, so I gave my son a smack (smack)
[00:43.04] He stupid, but try to rap, no food for him, yeah, he is fat
[00:46.26] No girl want to date him 'cause he got a triple chin
[00:49.32] When he go try work and do somethin', he make the wok and eat dumplin'
[00:52.52] My son want to eat hot pot, but I say, "Do math and do not stop"
[00:55.63] He want soba, yogurt, kimbap, but I say, "So what, I am your mom"
[00:59.51] Then I caught him with soju, so I beat his ass, kung fu
[01:02.17] And I hit so hard, he need tofu, but then I got bored and I went round two
[01:05.72] I don't care if I am bad guy, I will not feed him Chatime
[01:09.03] Pad thai, goyzai, I'm no senpai, but why the hell you watch hentai?
[01:12.53] I have no joy, bok choy (what?)
[01:15.88] Dumb boy, my son is unemployed (what?)
[01:18.95] My son got a B in math, so I gave my son a smack (smack)
[01:22.19] He stupid, but try to rap, no food for him, yeah, he is fat
[01:25.24] No girl want to date him 'cause he got a triple chin
[01:28.29] When he go try work and do somethin', he make the wok and eat dumplin'
[01:31.97] You stupid, you useless, you failure
[01:36.98] Get a B for math and I will kill you, hoiya
[01:41.98]
[00:05.14] Ming-Li on the beat
[00:06.98] What, what, what, what, what?
[00:11.65] Someone stole my kimchi
[00:13.43] My son got a B in math, so I gave my son a smack (smack)
[00:16.73] He stupid, but try to rap, no food for him, yeah, he is fat
[00:20.18] No girl want to date him 'cause he got a triple chin
[00:23.05] When he go try work and do somethin', he make the wok and eat dumplin'
[00:26.85] He not tall, Yao Ming, but he always eat chow mein
[00:29.47] He like Santa, but there's no such thing, he not doctor, he is nothin'
[00:32.92] Obsessed with the girl Lin Cho, asked her to go eat spring roll
[00:36.01] But she wanted more, she wanted noodle, but he so broke, they just went home
[00:39.61] My son got a B in math, so I gave my son a smack (smack)
[00:43.04] He stupid, but try to rap, no food for him, yeah, he is fat
[00:46.26] No girl want to date him 'cause he got a triple chin
[00:49.32] When he go try work and do somethin', he make the wok and eat dumplin'
[00:52.52] My son want to eat hot pot, but I say, "Do math and do not stop"
[00:55.63] He want soba, yogurt, kimbap, but I say, "So what, I am your mom"
[00:59.51] Then I caught him with soju, so I beat his ass, kung fu
[01:02.17] And I hit so hard, he need tofu, but then I got bored and I went round two
[01:05.72] I don't care if I am bad guy, I will not feed him Chatime
[01:09.03] Pad thai, goyzai, I'm no senpai, but why the hell you watch hentai?
[01:12.53] I have no joy, bok choy (what?)
[01:15.88] Dumb boy, my son is unemployed (what?)
[01:18.95] My son got a B in math, so I gave my son a smack (smack)
[01:22.19] He stupid, but try to rap, no food for him, yeah, he is fat
[01:25.24] No girl want to date him 'cause he got a triple chin
[01:28.29] When he go try work and do somethin', he make the wok and eat dumplin'
[01:31.97] You stupid, you useless, you failure
[01:36.98] Get a B for math and I will kill you, hoiya
[01:41.98]