What She's Got - The Penis Song
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π ID: 12264663
π Lyrics
Being gay
Has its problems it's true
But being straight
Has its problems too
I met this girl and she's just great
But the problem is that I am straight
You ask how can this be
Listen, and you will see
She's got that style
She's got that smile
She's got the walk
She's got the talk
She's got that zing
There's just one thing
She's got a penis
She's got a penis
She's got that flair
Knows what to wear
She's got that face
That girl is grace
She's got pizzazz
Too bad she has
A penis
She's got a penis
Now nobody's perfect, I must admit
Say how many times do all the pieces fit
She's got more going than most other dolls
Oops I forgot about the balls
But she's so hip
This babe's a trip
She's distinguΓ©e
She's got cachet
She's quite a dame
Ain't it a shame
A crime that's heinous
Those lips, those eyes,
Then, big surprise
That penis
There's always some failure, always some flaw
Ain't that what they call Murphy's Law
But male genitalia, that's where I draw the line
Besides, hers is bigger than mine
She's got class
She's got that sass
She's got that chic
She's got mystique
She's cool she's hot
She's got the lot
Except a mound of Venus
It's a tragedy
But where that should be
She's got a penis
She's had a penis
My life's a mess
'Cause under that dress
She's got a P-E-N-I-S
Yes
Has its problems it's true
But being straight
Has its problems too
I met this girl and she's just great
But the problem is that I am straight
You ask how can this be
Listen, and you will see
She's got that style
She's got that smile
She's got the walk
She's got the talk
She's got that zing
There's just one thing
She's got a penis
She's got a penis
She's got that flair
Knows what to wear
She's got that face
That girl is grace
She's got pizzazz
Too bad she has
A penis
She's got a penis
Now nobody's perfect, I must admit
Say how many times do all the pieces fit
She's got more going than most other dolls
Oops I forgot about the balls
But she's so hip
This babe's a trip
She's distinguΓ©e
She's got cachet
She's quite a dame
Ain't it a shame
A crime that's heinous
Those lips, those eyes,
Then, big surprise
That penis
There's always some failure, always some flaw
Ain't that what they call Murphy's Law
But male genitalia, that's where I draw the line
Besides, hers is bigger than mine
She's got class
She's got that sass
She's got that chic
She's got mystique
She's cool she's hot
She's got the lot
Except a mound of Venus
It's a tragedy
But where that should be
She's got a penis
She's had a penis
My life's a mess
'Cause under that dress
She's got a P-E-N-I-S
Yes
β±οΈ Synced Lyrics
[00:07.16] Being gay
[00:09.06] Has its problems it's true
[00:12.63] But being straight
[00:14.24] Has its problems too
[00:17.70] I met this girl and she's just great
[00:23.68] But the problem is that I am straight
[00:27.54] You ask how can this be
[00:33.29] Listen, and you will see
[00:40.23] She's got that style
[00:42.48] She's got that smile
[00:44.41] She's got the walk
[00:46.46] She's got the talk
[00:48.35] She's got that zing
[00:50.56] There's just one thing
[00:52.42] She's got a penis
[00:56.05] She's got a penis
[00:59.63] She's got that flair
[01:01.52] Knows what to wear
[01:03.34] She's got that face
[01:05.30] That girl is grace
[01:07.10] She's got pizzazz
[01:09.11] Too bad she has
[01:11.42] A penis
[01:14.43] She's got a penis
[01:18.09] Now nobody's perfect, I must admit
[01:22.28] Say how many times do all the pieces fit
[01:26.17] She's got more going than most other dolls
[01:30.05] Oops I forgot about the balls
[01:33.30] But she's so hip
[01:35.23] This babe's a trip
[01:37.14] She's distinguΓ©e
[01:39.06] She's got cachet
[01:40.89] She's quite a dame
[01:42.88] Ain't it a shame
[01:44.20] A crime that's heinous
[01:48.59] Those lips, those eyes,
[01:50.56] Then, big surprise
[01:52.54] That penis
[01:55.56]
[02:10.89] There's always some failure, always some flaw
[02:15.39] Ain't that what they call Murphy's Law
[02:18.73] But male genitalia, that's where I draw the line
[02:22.60] Besides, hers is bigger than mine
[02:26.26] She's got class
[02:27.89] She's got that sass
[02:29.77] She's got that chic
[02:31.59] She's got mystique
[02:32.94] She's cool she's hot
[02:35.20] She's got the lot
[02:36.71] Except a mound of Venus
[02:40.79] It's a tragedy
[02:42.71] But where that should be
[02:44.52] She's got a penis
[02:48.00] She's had a penis
[02:52.13] My life's a mess
[02:54.05] 'Cause under that dress
[02:55.50] She's got a P-E-N-I-S
[02:59.02] Yes
[02:59.62]
[00:09.06] Has its problems it's true
[00:12.63] But being straight
[00:14.24] Has its problems too
[00:17.70] I met this girl and she's just great
[00:23.68] But the problem is that I am straight
[00:27.54] You ask how can this be
[00:33.29] Listen, and you will see
[00:40.23] She's got that style
[00:42.48] She's got that smile
[00:44.41] She's got the walk
[00:46.46] She's got the talk
[00:48.35] She's got that zing
[00:50.56] There's just one thing
[00:52.42] She's got a penis
[00:56.05] She's got a penis
[00:59.63] She's got that flair
[01:01.52] Knows what to wear
[01:03.34] She's got that face
[01:05.30] That girl is grace
[01:07.10] She's got pizzazz
[01:09.11] Too bad she has
[01:11.42] A penis
[01:14.43] She's got a penis
[01:18.09] Now nobody's perfect, I must admit
[01:22.28] Say how many times do all the pieces fit
[01:26.17] She's got more going than most other dolls
[01:30.05] Oops I forgot about the balls
[01:33.30] But she's so hip
[01:35.23] This babe's a trip
[01:37.14] She's distinguΓ©e
[01:39.06] She's got cachet
[01:40.89] She's quite a dame
[01:42.88] Ain't it a shame
[01:44.20] A crime that's heinous
[01:48.59] Those lips, those eyes,
[01:50.56] Then, big surprise
[01:52.54] That penis
[01:55.56]
[02:10.89] There's always some failure, always some flaw
[02:15.39] Ain't that what they call Murphy's Law
[02:18.73] But male genitalia, that's where I draw the line
[02:22.60] Besides, hers is bigger than mine
[02:26.26] She's got class
[02:27.89] She's got that sass
[02:29.77] She's got that chic
[02:31.59] She's got mystique
[02:32.94] She's cool she's hot
[02:35.20] She's got the lot
[02:36.71] Except a mound of Venus
[02:40.79] It's a tragedy
[02:42.71] But where that should be
[02:44.52] She's got a penis
[02:48.00] She's had a penis
[02:52.13] My life's a mess
[02:54.05] 'Cause under that dress
[02:55.50] She's got a P-E-N-I-S
[02:59.02] Yes
[02:59.62]