A Stud And A Babe

[00:50.08] Women 1
[01:04.43] I sit here trying to impress and make this guy aw struck.
[01:11.63] But every subject I address make me sound like such a shmuck.
[01:19.88] Man 1
[01:20.76] Its not that I can't be diverting, sometimes I can even thrill,
[01:27.92] But I'd just be so much better at flirting, if i only had looks that kill.
[01:42.37] If I were a stud.
[01:49.62] Women 1
[01:51.46] If I were a babe.
[01:56.80] Man 1
[01:58.67] The kind of guy girls love.
[02:04.93] Women 1
[02:05.86] The kind of girl guys crave.
[02:11.26] My breasts would be rounder.
[02:13.01] Man 1
[02:14.00] My pex would asound her.
[02:14.83] Women 1
[02:15.72] My legs would be longer.
[02:16.67] Man 1
[02:17.52] My buns would be stronger.
[02:18.44] Women 1
[02:19.34] My locks would be flowing
[02:20.53] Man 1
[02:21.50] My chest hair would be showing.
[02:22.39] Women 1
[02:23.29] My hips would be slimmer.
[02:24.16] Man 1
[02:25.06] My butt would just simmer.
[02:25.94] Both
[02:26.84] Oh oh oh
[02:27.74] Women 1
[02:28.63] I'm gonna go up and seduce him.
[02:29.57] Both
[02:30.48] Oh oh oh
[02:31.30] Man 1
[02:32.24] She'll be begging me for more.
[02:33.10] Both
[02:34.07] Oh oh oh
[02:34.97] Women 1
[02:35.88] Yea tonight I'm gonna goose him.
[02:36.77] Man 1
[02:37.63] Tonight I'm gonna score yeah!
[02:38.60] A stude
[02:39.53] Women 1
[02:40.40] A Babe
[02:41.32] Man 1
[02:42.23] She'll love.
[02:43.14] Women 1
[02:43.15] He'll crave
[02:43.81] Both
[02:44.76] Oh oh oh
[02:45.68] If I were a...
[02:47.46] (dialogue)
[03:22.69] Man 1
[03:32.57] Julie, I'm not stud.
[03:36.25] Women 1
[03:37.18] I'm not a babe.
[03:41.64] Man 1
[03:42.52] I'm not a guy girls love.
[03:46.12] Women 1
[03:47.08] Well, I'm not a girl guys crave.
[03:52.47] Man 1
[03:53.34] Really?
[03:54.26] Women 1
[03:55.15] I'm awkward and whiney
[03:56.04] Man 1
[03:56.90] My biceps are tiny
[03:58.76] Women 1
[03:59.61] I'm not to athletic
[04:00.57] Man 1
[04:01.43] My clothes are sinthetic
[04:03.28] Women 1
[04:04.11] My nails are all chewed off
[04:05.04] Man 1
[04:05.92] My hair is all glued on
[04:06.91] Women 1
[04:07.76] My hips are all gulpy
[04:08.76] Man 1
[04:09.65] Well mine are real lumpy
[04:10.51] Both
[04:11.47] Oh oh oh
[04:12.32] Women 1
[04:13.29] Every night I'm always snoring.
[04:14.13] Both
[04:15.02] Oh oh oh
[04:15.97] Man 1
[04:16.89] Yea my feet can really stink
[04:17.70] Both
[04:18.61] Oh oh oh
[04:19.53] Women 1
[04:20.42] Yea I'm homely and I'm boring
[04:21.31] Man 1
[04:22.29] Well let me buy you one more drink
[04:23.16] Women 1
[04:24.06] Yea
[04:24.94] Man 1
[04:25.81] No stud
[04:26.77] Women 1
[04:27.61] No babe
[04:28.52] Man 1
[04:29.45] I love
[04:30.34] Women 1
[04:31.21] I crave
[04:32.15] Both
[04:39.39] Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
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