Forklift Simulator

[00:00.02] Daddy, please turn me on
[00:02.14] Doo doo goo goo doo
[00:03.20] Doo doo doo doo goo
[00:04.30] Doo doo doo doo doo doo
[00:06.11] Da da doo goo
[00:07.22] Da da doo goo doo
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[00:10.49] Ready to pick up the shit that's in front of me
[00:12.68] Ready to move backwards so I can line it up
[00:14.57] Ready to go and pick up some shit
[00:16.75] Ready to call my dad
[00:18.20] Ready to come over? (Oh, yeah)
[00:22.53] Gotta back up my little forklift
[00:24.34] Oops, ran into the wall of the trailer
[00:27.16] But it doesn't count as a collision
[00:29.29] You gotta bring the precision
[00:31.48] You gotta make a decision
[00:33.50] Or you will experience my derision
[00:35.49] Crush a child
[00:36.56] Crush a child
[00:37.64] Here come the parents, crush them too
[00:39.79] Witnesses are a problem for me
[00:41.69] I've been to jail many times
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[00:48.16] I've been to jail so many times
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[00:56.14] Learn how to drive a forklift
[00:58.30] While on work release from prison
[01:00.41] Once killed a man (whoops)
[01:02.69] The man might've been my dad
[01:04.41] Definitely my dad (whoops)
[01:06.53] I killed my dad with a forklift
[01:08.81] My dad gave me some backchat
[01:10.83] Don't want any survivors
[01:12.95] So I hopped inside that forklift
[01:15.00] And ran over my dad
[01:17.22] He ran over his dad
[01:19.32] Then he ran over his mom
[01:21.55] Mom was a witness
[01:23.32] Then he ran over his brother
[01:25.46] Brother was a witness
[01:27.60] I had to drive to his house
[01:29.79] Run him over with a forklift
[01:31.95] An efficient way of killing (Come on!)
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[01:38.15] I've been to jail so many times
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[01:46.44] Learn how to drive a forklift
[01:48.08] While on work release from prison
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[01:54.87] See ya fuckin' later
[01:57.02] That's what I said to my dad
[01:58.62] When I threw him in the river
[02:00.84] You could say I gently lowered him in the river
[02:04.56] With a forklift
[02:06.77] That was my dad
[02:09.39] God, I miss him
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[02:19.88] Wanted in thirteen states
[02:21.81] Most of which, for murder
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[02:28.03] Wanted in thirteen states
[02:30.26] Most of which, for murder
[02:32.32] What do you think of your son, dad?
[02:34.25] Lower that fucking shit down
[02:36.45] What do you think of your son, dad?
[02:38.68] Oh, that's right, you're dead (whoops)
[02:40.77] I killed you with a forklift
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[02:44.77] I don't really remember
[02:46.96] The cocaine is so strong
[02:49.12] What a dark backstory
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[02:53.15] Killed so many people
[02:55.04] It's my job and also my passion (Come on!)
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[02:59.45] Is that the sound of sirens? (Ooh, yeah!)
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[03:03.42] Please don't tell me that's sirens
[03:05.68] Oh, no!
[03:06.93] Come on!
[03:08.28] God, no!
[03:09.65] What the fuck?
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