I Sin for a Living (live)

burn the little panties
off of nubiles with a bunson burner
slim on that maturity but jeezus fuck
their tits are firmer
pick them up for grease 2
and by god their gone to drivers ed
that's o.k. cuz mom will dork me
in that queen size parents bed

i sin for a living friday afternoons at 1
you'll find me lifting pension checks
from old codgers mail boxes
then on to corvettes sanyo tape decks
ripping off a blind man's tin cup
piss into a mountain dew
he'll drink it down