Everything Happens to Me

[00:09.24] I make a date for golf -
[00:12.17] And You can bet you life it rains
[00:16.07] I try to give a party
[00:19.31] And the guy upstairs complains
[00:23.40] I guess I'll go thru life
[00:25.93] Just catchin' colds and missin' trains
[00:30.82] Everything happens to me
[00:37.57] I never miss a thing
[00:40.62] I've had the measles and the mumps
[00:44.63] And every time I play my ace
[00:48.25] My partner always trumps
[00:51.94] I guess I'm just a fool
[00:54.79] Who never looks before he jumps
[00:59.60] Everything happens to me
[01:06.40] At first my heart thought
[01:08.37] You could break this jinx for me
[01:13.57] That love would turn the trick
[01:15.94] To end despair
[01:20.34] But now, I just can't fool this head
[01:24.15] That thinks for me
[01:27.62] I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
[01:34.88] I telegraphed and called
[01:38.09] I sent an "Air Mail Special", too
[01:42.11] Your answer was goodbye
[01:44.85] And there was even postage due
[01:49.30] I fell in love just once
[01:51.97] And then it had to be with you
[01:56.77] Everything happens to me
[02:01.77] Inst
[02:18.07] I guess I'm just a fool
[02:20.63] Who never looks before he jumps
[02:25.50] Everything happens to me
[02:32.43] At first my heart thought
[02:34.21] You could break this jinx for me
[02:39.32] That love would turn the trick
[02:43.43] To end despair
[02:46.44] But now, I just can't fool this head
[02:50.14] That thinks for me
[02:53.72] I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
[03:00.36] I telegraphed and called
[03:03.88] I sent an "Air Mail Special", too
[03:07.86] Your answer was goodbye
[03:11.69] And there was even postage due
[03:15.28] I fell in love just once
[03:17.95] And then it had to be with you
[03:22.78] Everything happens, Everything happens
[03:29.64] Everything happens to me
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