Stops Frequent Urination, Causes Explosive Diarrhea

Do you feel drowsy?
Depressed or stressed or just plain lousy?
Do you feel some pain?
Can't get up from the couch and face the day?
Well, my friend, here's something for you
It will mend all your aches like new
A new blend, grows your penis too
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Just a couple side effects
Just something we legally must express
Diarrhea, insomnia
Dermatitis and drowsiness
Night sweats, and dizziness
Some patients also experience
Debilitating flatulence
Heart disease, male menses
Buckled knees, bloated feces
Constipation, inflammation
Embolism, loss of patience
Do you feel drowsy?
Depressed or stressed or just plain lousy?
Do you feel some pain?
Get up from the couch and face the day
Legally I can't lie
Five people have died
There are a few lawsuits
You should ask your doctor if this shit is fine for you