A Very Small Man

He's a very small man
He has very small hands
And he doesn't understand
That he's a very small man
He has a very small life
And he cheats on his wife
And he isn't very nice
He has a very small life
He'll always have an alibi
He'll always tell you a lie
Until the day that he dies
He'll always have an alibi
Help me, save me
Send me, your money
He doesn't even have a friend
We're all just means to an end
On that you can depend
He doesn't even have a friend
He doesn't look very well
He only cares for himself
And he thinks that you can't tell
He doesn't look very well
Help me, save me
Send me, your money
I'm asking you to help me
Please, please save me
Dig deep into your pocket
Send money
He just wants to make you mad
He just wants to make you sad
He really wants you to be bad
He just wants to make you mad
He's a very small man
He has very small hands
And he doesn't understand
That he's a very small man
He's a very small man