Drug Store Woman

Now look fellas
I don't want to know
The drug store woman
When you see her
She in the drug store
Buying lipstick and powder

All that kinda stuff
I don't want
No
I don't want any
I want the kind of woman
To stay home
Everyday

Be home when I get there
My meal is on time
Everything on time
She make me the dough
She say, "Johnny, are you tired?"
I say, "Yeah"

But my supper's ready
My bath water's ready
Everything is ready
She's sitting down
Watching TV
I can rest tonight

The telephone ringing all night long
She's saying
No, so-and-so ain't here, you got the wrong number
But my mind telephone, don't ever ring
That the kind of woman that I got now
I wouldn't have

A drug store girl
Wearing lipstick and powder
The hell of a store
Nylon stopper
I don't want them, fellas
Ain't gonna have them
Yeah
Them drug store kind
Them drug store kind of women