I Trust You

I trust you
As much as I trust anyone
Has never seen a star

I trust you
As much as I trust anyone
Has never wanted to kill themself

AndI trust you
As much as I trust anyone
Has never wanted to believe in God

I trust you
As much as I trust anyone
Who doesn't like Jeff [?]

I trust you, I trust you
I trust you as far as you can throw me
Please throw me, please throw me
Please throw me, please throw me
Please throw me in the trash

I trust you
As much as I trust anyone
Has seriously never seen a single Star Wars movie
Not even the prequels

I trust you
As much as I trust anyone
Has never wanted to kill someone

And I trust you
As much as I trust anyone
Has never wanted to steal money from their parents

I trust you
As much as I trust anyone
Who would trust anyone

I trust you, I trust you
I trust you as far as you can throw me
I trust you, I trust you
I trust you, I trust you
I trust you as far as you can throw me
Please throw me, please throw me
Please throw me, please throw me
Please throw me, please throw me
Please throw me, please throw me
Please throw me in the trash