Protex Blue

Standing in the bog of a West End bar
Guy on the right leaning over too far
Money in my pocket gonna put it in the slot
Open up the pack, see what type I got

I didn't want to hold you
I didn't want to use you
Protex, Protex blue
All I wanna do

It's a fab protective for that type of a girl
Everybody knows it, uses it well
It's the therapeutic structure, I can use at will
I don't think it fit my BD drill

I didn't want to hold you
I didn't want to use you
Protex, Protex blue
All I wanna do

Protex, Protex blue
All I wanna do

Sitting in a carriage of a Bakerloo
So what's in my little pocket, got a packet for you
Advert on the escalator on the way home
Don't wanna chew skin, I wanna be alone

I didn't want to hold you
I didn't want to use you
Protex, Protex blue
All I wanna do
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh

The beerer we get, the funnier we sound