I'm The Greatest Star/Second Hand Rose/Don't Rain On My Parade (Medley) - Live
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Marmelstein, stung
There's a name almost as tough as mine
Which is Streisand with an S, right?
Like sand on the beach
And I still get Streisan, Streizen, you know, with a Z
My friend Liza has the the Z, I'm Streisand with an S, you know?
I just love it when people say my name right, which is so rare (Miss Streis)
Miss Streis
Mr. Ziegfield? Is that you Mr. Ziegfield?
It's Ziegfeld, no I
Oh right, how could I do that, that's a terrible thing, I'm sorry (Miss Streis, I'm supposed to pick your material)
It's not your place to do that
Why do you always have to be difficult?
Well, I'm not trying to be difficult, I just have my own ideas
Why don't you just give me a chance?
Good night, Miss Streiss (No, wait a minute Mr. Ziegfield-feld)
You're Jewish, right? (So?)
So, suppose all you ever had for breakfast was onion rolls
And all of a sudden, one morning in walks a bagel
I mean, you'd take a look at it and say "what is that?"
Until you've tried it, so that's my trouble (What's your trouble?)
I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls
Miss Streis
Yes?
Who do you think you are?
Well
I could go far
But no one knows it (Bye)
Wait, they're gonna hear a voice
A silver flute, ah hah, ah hah
They'll cheer each toot (Hey, that kid is terrific, yeah)
When I expose it
Now, can't you see to look at me
That I'm a natural Camille
As Camille I just feel
I've so much to offer
Listen Mr. Z, I know I'd be divine
Because I'm a natural cougher (Ahoo - ahay - ahey)
Some ain't got it not a lump
I'm a great big clump
Who's wearing second hand hats
Second hand clothes
That's why they call me
Second hand rose
Even our piano in the parlor
Father bought for ten cents on the dollar
Second hand pearls, I'm wearing
Second hand curls, I never get a single thing that's new
Even Jake the plumber, he's the man I adore
Had the nerve to tell me he's been married before
Everyone knows that I'm just rose, second hand rose
From second avenue
From second ave-
Who is the pip with piz-azz?
Who is all ginger and jazz?
Who is as glamorous as?
Who's an American Beauty rose?
With an American Beauty nose?
And ten American Beauty toes?
Eyes on the target, and wham
One shot, one whim shot and bam
Hey, Mr. Ziegfeld
Here I am
I'll march my band out
I'll beat my drum
And if I'm fanned out
Your turn at bat, sir
At least I didn't fake it hat, sir
I guess I didn't make it
Get ready for me, life
'Cause I'm a commer
I simply gotta march
My heart's a drummer
Nobody, no, nobody
Is gonna rain on my parade
Ow, thank you, that's good
Thank you, thank you
You liked that one, huh?
Thank you
Alright
Does it seem like six years ago?
Some of you were here before six years ago?
Well, oh, oh
It seems like only five years ago
There's a name almost as tough as mine
Which is Streisand with an S, right?
Like sand on the beach
And I still get Streisan, Streizen, you know, with a Z
My friend Liza has the the Z, I'm Streisand with an S, you know?
I just love it when people say my name right, which is so rare (Miss Streis)
Miss Streis
Mr. Ziegfield? Is that you Mr. Ziegfield?
It's Ziegfeld, no I
Oh right, how could I do that, that's a terrible thing, I'm sorry (Miss Streis, I'm supposed to pick your material)
It's not your place to do that
Why do you always have to be difficult?
Well, I'm not trying to be difficult, I just have my own ideas
Why don't you just give me a chance?
Good night, Miss Streiss (No, wait a minute Mr. Ziegfield-feld)
You're Jewish, right? (So?)
So, suppose all you ever had for breakfast was onion rolls
And all of a sudden, one morning in walks a bagel
I mean, you'd take a look at it and say "what is that?"
Until you've tried it, so that's my trouble (What's your trouble?)
I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls
Miss Streis
Yes?
Who do you think you are?
Well
I could go far
But no one knows it (Bye)
Wait, they're gonna hear a voice
A silver flute, ah hah, ah hah
They'll cheer each toot (Hey, that kid is terrific, yeah)
When I expose it
Now, can't you see to look at me
That I'm a natural Camille
As Camille I just feel
I've so much to offer
Listen Mr. Z, I know I'd be divine
Because I'm a natural cougher (Ahoo - ahay - ahey)
Some ain't got it not a lump
I'm a great big clump
Who's wearing second hand hats
Second hand clothes
That's why they call me
Second hand rose
Even our piano in the parlor
Father bought for ten cents on the dollar
Second hand pearls, I'm wearing
Second hand curls, I never get a single thing that's new
Even Jake the plumber, he's the man I adore
Had the nerve to tell me he's been married before
Everyone knows that I'm just rose, second hand rose
From second avenue
From second ave-
Who is the pip with piz-azz?
Who is all ginger and jazz?
Who is as glamorous as?
Who's an American Beauty rose?
With an American Beauty nose?
And ten American Beauty toes?
Eyes on the target, and wham
One shot, one whim shot and bam
Hey, Mr. Ziegfeld
Here I am
I'll march my band out
I'll beat my drum
And if I'm fanned out
Your turn at bat, sir
At least I didn't fake it hat, sir
I guess I didn't make it
Get ready for me, life
'Cause I'm a commer
I simply gotta march
My heart's a drummer
Nobody, no, nobody
Is gonna rain on my parade
Ow, thank you, that's good
Thank you, thank you
You liked that one, huh?
Thank you
Alright
Does it seem like six years ago?
Some of you were here before six years ago?
Well, oh, oh
It seems like only five years ago
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.71] Marmelstein, stung
[00:03.23] There's a name almost as tough as mine
[00:06.73] Which is Streisand with an S, right?
[00:10.29] Like sand on the beach
[00:12.47] And I still get Streisan, Streizen, you know, with a Z
[00:16.56] My friend Liza has the the Z, I'm Streisand with an S, you know?
[00:21.40] I just love it when people say my name right, which is so rare (Miss Streis)
[00:25.93] Miss Streis
[00:29.57] Mr. Ziegfield? Is that you Mr. Ziegfield?
[00:33.16] It's Ziegfeld, no I
[00:35.66] Oh right, how could I do that, that's a terrible thing, I'm sorry (Miss Streis, I'm supposed to pick your material)
[00:40.94] It's not your place to do that
[00:43.35] Why do you always have to be difficult?
[00:45.14] Well, I'm not trying to be difficult, I just have my own ideas
[00:48.00] Why don't you just give me a chance?
[00:49.36] Good night, Miss Streiss (No, wait a minute Mr. Ziegfield-feld)
[00:54.17] You're Jewish, right? (So?)
[00:56.31] So, suppose all you ever had for breakfast was onion rolls
[00:59.89] And all of a sudden, one morning in walks a bagel
[01:02.46] I mean, you'd take a look at it and say "what is that?"
[01:05.61] Until you've tried it, so that's my trouble (What's your trouble?)
[01:10.14] I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls
[01:13.21] Miss Streis
[01:14.37] Yes?
[01:15.89] Who do you think you are?
[01:18.29] Well
[01:19.50] I could go far
[01:22.92] But no one knows it (Bye)
[01:26.33] Wait, they're gonna hear a voice
[01:29.78] A silver flute, ah hah, ah hah
[01:33.25] They'll cheer each toot (Hey, that kid is terrific, yeah)
[01:36.64] When I expose it
[01:39.20] Now, can't you see to look at me
[01:41.09] That I'm a natural Camille
[01:46.92] As Camille I just feel
[01:50.08] I've so much to offer
[01:52.25] Listen Mr. Z, I know I'd be divine
[01:54.82] Because I'm a natural cougher (Ahoo - ahay - ahey)
[02:02.21] Some ain't got it not a lump
[02:04.82] I'm a great big clump
[02:07.09] Who's wearing second hand hats
[02:11.57] Second hand clothes
[02:14.66] That's why they call me
[02:17.84] Second hand rose
[02:21.31] Even our piano in the parlor
[02:27.46] Father bought for ten cents on the dollar
[02:33.80] Second hand pearls, I'm wearing
[02:40.38] Second hand curls, I never get a single thing that's new
[02:47.16] Even Jake the plumber, he's the man I adore
[02:53.28] Had the nerve to tell me he's been married before
[02:59.24] Everyone knows that I'm just rose, second hand rose
[03:05.58] From second avenue
[03:11.72] From second ave-
[03:15.05] Who is the pip with piz-azz?
[03:17.86] Who is all ginger and jazz?
[03:20.51] Who is as glamorous as?
[03:23.65] Who's an American Beauty rose?
[03:26.35] With an American Beauty nose?
[03:29.23] And ten American Beauty toes?
[03:31.98] Eyes on the target, and wham
[03:34.74] One shot, one whim shot and bam
[03:38.29] Hey, Mr. Ziegfeld
[03:43.32] Here I am
[03:47.94] I'll march my band out
[03:53.68] I'll beat my drum
[03:57.95] And if I'm fanned out
[04:02.13] Your turn at bat, sir
[04:04.03] At least I didn't fake it hat, sir
[04:06.18] I guess I didn't make it
[04:07.35] Get ready for me, life
[04:09.15] 'Cause I'm a commer
[04:09.67] I simply gotta march
[04:11.02] My heart's a drummer
[04:12.01] Nobody, no, nobody
[04:15.41] Is gonna rain on my parade
[04:44.24] Ow, thank you, that's good
[04:48.76] Thank you, thank you
[04:53.92] You liked that one, huh?
[04:57.02] Thank you
[05:01.43] Alright
[05:07.51] Does it seem like six years ago?
[05:10.08] Some of you were here before six years ago?
[05:13.62] Well, oh, oh
[05:16.63] It seems like only five years ago
[05:19.13]
[00:03.23] There's a name almost as tough as mine
[00:06.73] Which is Streisand with an S, right?
[00:10.29] Like sand on the beach
[00:12.47] And I still get Streisan, Streizen, you know, with a Z
[00:16.56] My friend Liza has the the Z, I'm Streisand with an S, you know?
[00:21.40] I just love it when people say my name right, which is so rare (Miss Streis)
[00:25.93] Miss Streis
[00:29.57] Mr. Ziegfield? Is that you Mr. Ziegfield?
[00:33.16] It's Ziegfeld, no I
[00:35.66] Oh right, how could I do that, that's a terrible thing, I'm sorry (Miss Streis, I'm supposed to pick your material)
[00:40.94] It's not your place to do that
[00:43.35] Why do you always have to be difficult?
[00:45.14] Well, I'm not trying to be difficult, I just have my own ideas
[00:48.00] Why don't you just give me a chance?
[00:49.36] Good night, Miss Streiss (No, wait a minute Mr. Ziegfield-feld)
[00:54.17] You're Jewish, right? (So?)
[00:56.31] So, suppose all you ever had for breakfast was onion rolls
[00:59.89] And all of a sudden, one morning in walks a bagel
[01:02.46] I mean, you'd take a look at it and say "what is that?"
[01:05.61] Until you've tried it, so that's my trouble (What's your trouble?)
[01:10.14] I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls
[01:13.21] Miss Streis
[01:14.37] Yes?
[01:15.89] Who do you think you are?
[01:18.29] Well
[01:19.50] I could go far
[01:22.92] But no one knows it (Bye)
[01:26.33] Wait, they're gonna hear a voice
[01:29.78] A silver flute, ah hah, ah hah
[01:33.25] They'll cheer each toot (Hey, that kid is terrific, yeah)
[01:36.64] When I expose it
[01:39.20] Now, can't you see to look at me
[01:41.09] That I'm a natural Camille
[01:46.92] As Camille I just feel
[01:50.08] I've so much to offer
[01:52.25] Listen Mr. Z, I know I'd be divine
[01:54.82] Because I'm a natural cougher (Ahoo - ahay - ahey)
[02:02.21] Some ain't got it not a lump
[02:04.82] I'm a great big clump
[02:07.09] Who's wearing second hand hats
[02:11.57] Second hand clothes
[02:14.66] That's why they call me
[02:17.84] Second hand rose
[02:21.31] Even our piano in the parlor
[02:27.46] Father bought for ten cents on the dollar
[02:33.80] Second hand pearls, I'm wearing
[02:40.38] Second hand curls, I never get a single thing that's new
[02:47.16] Even Jake the plumber, he's the man I adore
[02:53.28] Had the nerve to tell me he's been married before
[02:59.24] Everyone knows that I'm just rose, second hand rose
[03:05.58] From second avenue
[03:11.72] From second ave-
[03:15.05] Who is the pip with piz-azz?
[03:17.86] Who is all ginger and jazz?
[03:20.51] Who is as glamorous as?
[03:23.65] Who's an American Beauty rose?
[03:26.35] With an American Beauty nose?
[03:29.23] And ten American Beauty toes?
[03:31.98] Eyes on the target, and wham
[03:34.74] One shot, one whim shot and bam
[03:38.29] Hey, Mr. Ziegfeld
[03:43.32] Here I am
[03:47.94] I'll march my band out
[03:53.68] I'll beat my drum
[03:57.95] And if I'm fanned out
[04:02.13] Your turn at bat, sir
[04:04.03] At least I didn't fake it hat, sir
[04:06.18] I guess I didn't make it
[04:07.35] Get ready for me, life
[04:09.15] 'Cause I'm a commer
[04:09.67] I simply gotta march
[04:11.02] My heart's a drummer
[04:12.01] Nobody, no, nobody
[04:15.41] Is gonna rain on my parade
[04:44.24] Ow, thank you, that's good
[04:48.76] Thank you, thank you
[04:53.92] You liked that one, huh?
[04:57.02] Thank you
[05:01.43] Alright
[05:07.51] Does it seem like six years ago?
[05:10.08] Some of you were here before six years ago?
[05:13.62] Well, oh, oh
[05:16.63] It seems like only five years ago
[05:19.13]