Eat the Frog

If my first meal of the day is as they say "Amphibian"
I suspect it may take a while
Watch me waste each hour away to my dismay, nothing is done
Although I watched the news, and perhaps ran a mile

Eat the bullet, bite the frog
Eat the frog

If the evening is your hour of despair
When you estimate the sum of all you've done
Fill your brain with all the clever phrases
From the books you'll never read, because reading is dumb

Eat the bullet, bite the frog
Eat the frog
Eat the bullet, bite the frog
Eat the frog

If the infinite is blooming all around
And you wonder why it is I've not begun
I'm afraid my shitty alibi is stimuli in excess
And my "X" has come undone

Eat the bullet, bite the frog
Eat the frog
Eat the bullet, bite the frog
Though the execution often turns out wrong
Eat the bullet, bite the frog
Eat the frog
Eat the bullet, bite the frog
Eat the frog