It's a Handgun

Close your eyes Marge
I've got a surprise for you
Okay, open your eyes
Hey, it's a handgun!

Hey, it's a handgun!
Isn't it great?
Isn't it great?
Isn't it great?
It's a handgun!
Isn't it great?
Point this at whatever you want to die
Isn't it great?
Don't have to be careful, I've got a gun!

Assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately
But they're manufactured for a reason!
To take out today's modern superanimals, such as
The flying squirrel
Electric eel
The flying squirrel
Electric eel
Learning something, Marge?
Flying squirrel
Electric eel
Flying squirrel

Well, you probably want the accessory kit
Holster
Bandolier
Silencer
Loudener
Silencer
Speed-cocker
I'd kill you if I had my gun!
Yeah, well you don't

Isn't it great?
Isn't it great?
Isn't it great?
It's a handgun!
Isn't it great?
Point this at whatever you want to die
Isn't it great?
Don't have to be careful, I've got a gun!
Isn't it great?
This is the trigger
Isn't it great?
It's a handgun!
Isn't it great?
Point this at whatever you want to die
Isn't it great?

Woah!