Getting the Sniffles on a Flight
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โฑ๏ธ 0:34 duration
๐ ID: 12384113
๐ Lyrics
I gotta travel a lot when im doing standup
and uh I was on a flight one time and had a lil bit of a runny nose. And so I went like this *sniffle*
All of a sudden the guy next to me goes
"Hey man, you gonna blow your nose or am I gonna have to listen to you have the sniffles for six fuckin' hours!" And I was stunned for two reasons.
One: I couldnt believe he could be so rude to a total stranger and
Two: I never heard sniffles and fuckin' in the same sentence before
(Laughing)
(Applause)
and uh I was on a flight one time and had a lil bit of a runny nose. And so I went like this *sniffle*
All of a sudden the guy next to me goes
"Hey man, you gonna blow your nose or am I gonna have to listen to you have the sniffles for six fuckin' hours!" And I was stunned for two reasons.
One: I couldnt believe he could be so rude to a total stranger and
Two: I never heard sniffles and fuckin' in the same sentence before
(Laughing)
(Applause)
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.14] I gotta travel a lot when im doing standup
[00:01.98] and uh I was on a flight one time and had a lil bit of a runny nose. And so I went like this *sniffle*
[00:08.21] All of a sudden the guy next to me goes
[00:09.18] "Hey man, you gonna blow your nose or am I gonna have to listen to you have the sniffles for six fuckin' hours!" And I was stunned for two reasons.
[00:18.28] One: I couldnt believe he could be so rude to a total stranger and
[00:21.85] Two: I never heard sniffles and fuckin' in the same sentence before
[00:26.44] (Laughing)
[00:30.89] (Applause)
[00:31.84]
[00:01.98] and uh I was on a flight one time and had a lil bit of a runny nose. And so I went like this *sniffle*
[00:08.21] All of a sudden the guy next to me goes
[00:09.18] "Hey man, you gonna blow your nose or am I gonna have to listen to you have the sniffles for six fuckin' hours!" And I was stunned for two reasons.
[00:18.28] One: I couldnt believe he could be so rude to a total stranger and
[00:21.85] Two: I never heard sniffles and fuckin' in the same sentence before
[00:26.44] (Laughing)
[00:30.89] (Applause)
[00:31.84]