A Glitzy Finale

[00:00.20] I believe they call it a glitzy finale
[00:02.03] A glitzy finale?
[00:03.67] A glitzy finale
[00:05.26] Well I like it
[00:06.26] We have our orders
[00:06.91] Let's go!
[00:09.36]
[00:15.94] So step one the war was won
[00:18.42] Both sides with relief laid down their guns
[00:20.87] Germany conceded the match in the end
[00:23.01] Though we may have had a little help from our friends
[00:25.05] I, I gotta good feeling (USA!)
[00:31.48] I'm Feeling good about this war (we came and saved the day)
[00:35.73] Sure fascism sure took a beating
[00:39.59] But that ain't no reason for them to feel sore (la da da)
[00:43.25] Yes you (do do do)
[00:46.26] Have been defeated (doodley doo wah!)
[00:48.21] Look at these guys
[00:49.08] They're losers but they just don't mind (oo-wooby-do woo)
[00:52.07] 'Cos when the chips are down and you've lost your way
[00:55.49] There's a home for you in the USA
[00:57.51] So don't mope, ya dopes!
[00:58.80] 'Cos we're all feeling fine! (make American great again!)
[01:01.92] Hahaha, let's see what's happening in Europe!
[01:06.49] Oh life is tough in sleepy Spain
[01:08.66] Where we have chosen to remain
[01:10.82] With a platter of tapas
[01:11.93] And croquet in the sun
[01:14.06] It's a nightmare sir
[01:15.00] Well if we're feeling hot
[01:16.21] Who needs a beer?
[01:17.24] A bit of wine and fizzy pop
[01:18.40] What's that?
[01:18.84] Sangria!
[01:19.73] We're not going back!
[01:20.77] Well fancy that!
[01:21.71] We're immigrants
[01:22.53] No, we're British
[01:23.52] We're experts!
[01:26.23] I wonder whats going on in England?
[01:28.51] Back to London
[01:29.64] It's the future
[01:30.58] But these are the only hats we've got
[01:32.40] Oi!
[01:32.98] Would you know this Fleming fella?
[01:34.98] Has gone and written yet another hot bestseller
[01:37.15] So he's wearing a shiny tuxedo
[01:43.14] Wow!
[01:43.49] And then he shoots a baddy with a big gun!
[01:45.64] Kapow, Martini good sir?
[01:46.61] Make it shaken not stirred
[01:47.89] And then he snogs a sexy lady
[01:49.15] With full tongue!
[01:50.02] My word he's a genius!
[01:51.12] The best writer since Jesus!
[01:52.44] God that's brilliant, but listen to this!
[01:54.88] Ha'penny for me guv'nor?
[01:56.24] What century are you in?
[01:58.18] Yay!
[01:59.34] Gather round, gentlemen
[02:00.64] It's time for a lesson on being useful
[02:02.89] Now that I've proved I'll fight for my nation
[02:04.99] I'm here with a clear declaration
[02:07.35] We're saving the day
[02:08.44] So keep your Earl Grey
[02:09.61] 'Cos Sarge, you're in charge of your own hydration
[02:12.23] Yes the fight will not end here
[02:14.26] But we can shout our message clear
[02:15.95] We make our own luck
[02:17.05] We'll never give up
[02:18.10] Got a taste of this life and from now we do not give a-
[02:20.76] Miss Leslie! Language!
[02:22.50] All the ladies!
[02:25.49] On your marks get set
[02:26.76] Take this world for all you can get!
[02:28.78] We're making a change and we're not finished yet
[02:30.67] Now the coast is clear and it's time to move on up!
[02:33.32] But what about Monty?
[02:35.02] Lights!
[02:36.07] Move on up!
[02:37.06] Camera!
[02:38.14] Move on up!
[02:39.26] Action!
[02:40.22] Move on up!
[02:41.06] Move on up!
[02:41.88] Move on up!
[02:42.66] I'll tell the story of our perfect body (ooh Monty)
[02:47.55] Now I'm going down in history (oh Monty you're so clever!)
[02:51.83] People through the ages (brave!)
[02:53.64] On silver screens and stages (so brave!)
[02:55.80] They'll see my genius clinched our victory because
[02:59.08] Just for tonight you've watched heroes
[03:04.84] Who taught the world how to win (we taught the world how to win)
[03:09.39] So let the champagne and cheese flow
[03:12.03] 'Cause it's all down to one man
[03:15.28] It's thanks to his great plan
[03:17.21] And that is when England decided to make him our king!
[03:22.56] All hail the King!
[03:24.65] Cut!
[03:26.46] Uhh, reset please, right where is my Cholomondeley?
[03:29.82] Here, hi, hi, hello
[03:30.95] There you are good man
[03:32.13] Right for the next take I need more abject adoration
[03:35.62] If you want such an accurate replication
[03:37.54] Why don't you get the real guy to do it?
[03:39.40] What? Charlie?
[03:40.30] No, no, he wasn't quite right for the part in the end
[03:43.31] What, the part of himself?
[03:45.02] Exactly, not believable
[03:47.43] Well what's he doing instead?
[03:48.79] I'm afraid I cannot tell you
[03:52.68] What I went on to do
[03:54.27] Who knows?
[03:55.25] But where I go is need to know, I won't give one clue
[03:58.50] Back to me, so don't ask me to tell you
[04:00.33] It's classified
[04:01.64] Soon praises will be due
[04:03.46] So you won't hear my name or what I became
[04:06.09] To Ewen Montagu
[04:07.68] 'Cos when the clever clogs are the captains
[04:10.30] You're certain to succeed
[04:12.49] For some were born to follow
[04:14.96] Every inch forward must be discreet
[04:18.04] But we were born to lead
[04:19.09] You may not see us
[04:20.49] We are the masters
[04:21.24] Behind the scenes
[04:22.30] We are the clever men who hold the reins
[04:24.66] We work
[04:25.09] We win!
[04:25.58] But not for fame
[04:26.69] You'll see
[04:27.24] We do our duty
[04:28.30] Forever after
[04:29.11] Without a fuss
[04:30.09] And when this war is done and fades to dust
[04:32.71] History will remember us
[04:34.42] We made a change and that's enough
[04:36.40] And no one needs to know how we were
[04:39.33] Making a man
[04:41.05] Making a hero
[04:42.70] Quick as we can
[04:44.22] The nation's in need of a marvellous man
[04:47.32] A dependable dreamboat
[04:49.25] A shining example of what humans can be
[04:52.63] Making a man
[04:55.56] And that's about it, sir
[05:01.20] Who was he?
[05:02.59] Who was who?
[05:03.86] Oh, the man who wasn't Major Bill Martin?
[05:07.59] Now that the mission is a success
[05:09.39] I doubt that anyone will ever really need to know
[05:12.85] But luckily Montagu's stolen files
[05:15.15] We're the starting point to solve one final mystery
[05:18.44] His name was Glyndwr Michael
[05:23.04] A gard'ner come from Cardiff to London
[05:28.34] Out of desperation
[05:30.08] Born on the wrong side of the tracks
[05:32.84] A life lived on the line
[05:34.51] No family left to mourn him or wonder
[05:37.87] Just a lonely soul
[05:39.32] What happened when he fell through the cracks
[05:42.52] A man of no renown
[05:44.34] The history books are sure men like Bill Martin won this fight
[05:48.76] But to forget the ones behind him well it
[05:51.97] Never seemed quite right
[05:53.39] Though it took fifty years to get it
[05:55.88] And a government to let it
[05:58.52] In Huelva a memorial now stands
[06:03.02] Looking out across the sea upon the sands
[06:06.98] It reads
[06:09.88] For Glyndwr Michael
[06:13.80] Who served as Major William Martin
[06:16.20] The man who never was
[06:18.56] If it's down, it's down together
[06:27.23] If it's up, it's up as one
[06:31.66] So sail on, boys through stormy weather
[06:36.62] Soon the journey will be done
[06:41.55] If it's down, it's down together
[06:46.35] If it's up, it's up as one
[06:50.88] So sail on, boys through stormy weather
[06:55.97] Soon the journey will be done!
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