Ode to the Doorman (for lovelybedhead) [feat. DayumDahlia]
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๐ ID: 12412059
๐ Lyrics
Nope, I haven't had no dope
Lift up the velvet rope
Mr. Doorman, stop teasin', I'm freezin' out here
See, I've got friends inside
It's my birthday tonight
And I'm not wearing trainers, not to mention knickers
It's futile to debate with St. Peter at the gate
Made of protein milkshake and low carb intake
'Cause all in all you're just another prick at the door
See my name on the list? (Right)
Everything checks out? (Let me inside)
Gonna make a little call (Why?)
There's nobody- (hello?)
Fuck
I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
(Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you)
I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
(I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do)
I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
Bouncer, hey bouncer
Bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical (bouncer, hey bouncer)
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
Hey there (hi!) Have you ever thought of quitting?
Sorry 'bout that, let's just start from the beginning
Here's my card and my form, why was I outside the building?
Oh yeah, I was at my job making a killing
It's kinda silly to focus all on my voice and shape
Call me the tenant from heaven, 'cause I'm a patron saint
I've been so nice and so kind to my neighbors
Now if you could do me this one damn favor
My, you've got a lot of questions but I guess I won't mind
I'm kind of in a rush and it's a waste of time
To ask me things over and over to see if I slip up
Just open the door first
I just think that we should reach out with a helping hand (clearly borderline)
Doppelgangers all around, why all the reprimand?
Nowadays, everybody running while they still can
Meanwhile, I'm working harder than the milkman (nose as white as Snow White's)
See my name on the list? (Right)
Everything checks out? (Let me inside)
Gonna make a little call (why?)
There's nobody- (hello?)
Fuck
(Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you)
I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
(I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do)
I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
There's danger at your doorstep (bouncer)
And only you can prevent what's in store! (Hey bouncer)
Now, to identify an impostor all you have to do- (bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer)
(Hoon!) Fuck that, I'ma switch up the visage, a mission to trip up the vision
Cognition is slipping every time I get a little closer to winning
You're starting to doubt the shape of my mouth
I'll figure you out, I'll get another face and come back around
I'm endless, another couple tries, you'll be defenseless
Falling for my lies, can't comprehend this
So call for backup, I'll come back
You let me in, watch the bodies stack up
(Ooh, let me in) see my name on the list? (Right)
(Or I'll get physical with you) everything checks out? (Let me inside)
Wait, we're good? Really?
Haha-haha, finally! (I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do)
(Bouncer, hey bouncer)
I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
(Bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer)
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so If you could open the door
(Bouncer, hey bouncer)
I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
(Bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer)
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
(Hello?) Fuck
Lift up the velvet rope
Mr. Doorman, stop teasin', I'm freezin' out here
See, I've got friends inside
It's my birthday tonight
And I'm not wearing trainers, not to mention knickers
It's futile to debate with St. Peter at the gate
Made of protein milkshake and low carb intake
'Cause all in all you're just another prick at the door
See my name on the list? (Right)
Everything checks out? (Let me inside)
Gonna make a little call (Why?)
There's nobody- (hello?)
Fuck
I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
(Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you)
I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
(I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do)
I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
Bouncer, hey bouncer
Bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical (bouncer, hey bouncer)
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
Hey there (hi!) Have you ever thought of quitting?
Sorry 'bout that, let's just start from the beginning
Here's my card and my form, why was I outside the building?
Oh yeah, I was at my job making a killing
It's kinda silly to focus all on my voice and shape
Call me the tenant from heaven, 'cause I'm a patron saint
I've been so nice and so kind to my neighbors
Now if you could do me this one damn favor
My, you've got a lot of questions but I guess I won't mind
I'm kind of in a rush and it's a waste of time
To ask me things over and over to see if I slip up
Just open the door first
I just think that we should reach out with a helping hand (clearly borderline)
Doppelgangers all around, why all the reprimand?
Nowadays, everybody running while they still can
Meanwhile, I'm working harder than the milkman (nose as white as Snow White's)
See my name on the list? (Right)
Everything checks out? (Let me inside)
Gonna make a little call (why?)
There's nobody- (hello?)
Fuck
(Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you)
I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
(I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do)
I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
There's danger at your doorstep (bouncer)
And only you can prevent what's in store! (Hey bouncer)
Now, to identify an impostor all you have to do- (bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer)
(Hoon!) Fuck that, I'ma switch up the visage, a mission to trip up the vision
Cognition is slipping every time I get a little closer to winning
You're starting to doubt the shape of my mouth
I'll figure you out, I'll get another face and come back around
I'm endless, another couple tries, you'll be defenseless
Falling for my lies, can't comprehend this
So call for backup, I'll come back
You let me in, watch the bodies stack up
(Ooh, let me in) see my name on the list? (Right)
(Or I'll get physical with you) everything checks out? (Let me inside)
Wait, we're good? Really?
Haha-haha, finally! (I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do)
(Bouncer, hey bouncer)
I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
(Bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer)
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so If you could open the door
(Bouncer, hey bouncer)
I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
(Bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer)
Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
(Hello?) Fuck
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:03.89] Nope, I haven't had no dope
[00:06.61] Lift up the velvet rope
[00:08.30] Mr. Doorman, stop teasin', I'm freezin' out here
[00:12.46] See, I've got friends inside
[00:14.24] It's my birthday tonight
[00:16.46] And I'm not wearing trainers, not to mention knickers
[00:20.12] It's futile to debate with St. Peter at the gate
[00:23.85] Made of protein milkshake and low carb intake
[00:27.65] 'Cause all in all you're just another prick at the door
[00:35.29] See my name on the list? (Right)
[00:37.27] Everything checks out? (Let me inside)
[00:39.26] Gonna make a little call (Why?)
[00:40.77] There's nobody- (hello?)
[00:42.36] Fuck
[00:42.83] I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
[00:46.72] Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
[00:50.66] (Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you)
[00:50.74] I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
[00:54.59] Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
[00:58.55] (I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do)
[00:58.60] I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
[01:02.33] Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
[01:06.39] Bouncer, hey bouncer
[01:10.14] Bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer
[01:14.09] I just gotta dance right now, it's critical (bouncer, hey bouncer)
[01:18.16] Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
[01:22.03] Hey there (hi!) Have you ever thought of quitting?
[01:23.87] Sorry 'bout that, let's just start from the beginning
[01:25.67] Here's my card and my form, why was I outside the building?
[01:27.75] Oh yeah, I was at my job making a killing
[01:29.86] It's kinda silly to focus all on my voice and shape
[01:31.86] Call me the tenant from heaven, 'cause I'm a patron saint
[01:33.86] I've been so nice and so kind to my neighbors
[01:35.57] Now if you could do me this one damn favor
[01:37.52] My, you've got a lot of questions but I guess I won't mind
[01:39.99] I'm kind of in a rush and it's a waste of time
[01:41.84] To ask me things over and over to see if I slip up
[01:44.26] Just open the door first
[01:45.54] I just think that we should reach out with a helping hand (clearly borderline)
[01:47.59] Doppelgangers all around, why all the reprimand?
[01:49.54] Nowadays, everybody running while they still can
[01:51.42] Meanwhile, I'm working harder than the milkman (nose as white as Snow White's)
[01:53.35] See my name on the list? (Right)
[01:55.31] Everything checks out? (Let me inside)
[01:57.39] Gonna make a little call (why?)
[01:59.18] There's nobody- (hello?)
[02:00.43] Fuck
[02:00.93] (Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you)
[02:00.93] I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
[02:04.81] Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
[02:08.79] (I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do)
[02:08.91] I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
[02:12.64] Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
[02:16.28] There's danger at your doorstep (bouncer)
[02:17.95] And only you can prevent what's in store! (Hey bouncer)
[02:20.02] Now, to identify an impostor all you have to do- (bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer)
[02:23.43] (Hoon!) Fuck that, I'ma switch up the visage, a mission to trip up the vision
[02:26.18] Cognition is slipping every time I get a little closer to winning
[02:28.50] You're starting to doubt the shape of my mouth
[02:29.90] I'll figure you out, I'll get another face and come back around
[02:32.04] I'm endless, another couple tries, you'll be defenseless
[02:34.67] Falling for my lies, can't comprehend this
[02:36.66] So call for backup, I'll come back
[02:38.10] You let me in, watch the bodies stack up
[02:40.02] (Ooh, let me in) see my name on the list? (Right)
[02:42.28] (Or I'll get physical with you) everything checks out? (Let me inside)
[02:44.49] Wait, we're good? Really?
[02:45.76] Haha-haha, finally! (I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do)
[02:55.54] (Bouncer, hey bouncer)
[02:55.63] I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
[02:59.35] (Bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer)
[02:59.38] Everyone out here is dying to get in, so If you could open the door
[03:03.25] (Bouncer, hey bouncer)
[03:03.50] I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
[03:07.18] (Bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer)
[03:07.18] Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
[03:10.07] (Hello?) Fuck
[03:12.11]
[00:06.61] Lift up the velvet rope
[00:08.30] Mr. Doorman, stop teasin', I'm freezin' out here
[00:12.46] See, I've got friends inside
[00:14.24] It's my birthday tonight
[00:16.46] And I'm not wearing trainers, not to mention knickers
[00:20.12] It's futile to debate with St. Peter at the gate
[00:23.85] Made of protein milkshake and low carb intake
[00:27.65] 'Cause all in all you're just another prick at the door
[00:35.29] See my name on the list? (Right)
[00:37.27] Everything checks out? (Let me inside)
[00:39.26] Gonna make a little call (Why?)
[00:40.77] There's nobody- (hello?)
[00:42.36] Fuck
[00:42.83] I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
[00:46.72] Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
[00:50.66] (Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you)
[00:50.74] I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
[00:54.59] Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
[00:58.55] (I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do)
[00:58.60] I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
[01:02.33] Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
[01:06.39] Bouncer, hey bouncer
[01:10.14] Bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer
[01:14.09] I just gotta dance right now, it's critical (bouncer, hey bouncer)
[01:18.16] Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
[01:22.03] Hey there (hi!) Have you ever thought of quitting?
[01:23.87] Sorry 'bout that, let's just start from the beginning
[01:25.67] Here's my card and my form, why was I outside the building?
[01:27.75] Oh yeah, I was at my job making a killing
[01:29.86] It's kinda silly to focus all on my voice and shape
[01:31.86] Call me the tenant from heaven, 'cause I'm a patron saint
[01:33.86] I've been so nice and so kind to my neighbors
[01:35.57] Now if you could do me this one damn favor
[01:37.52] My, you've got a lot of questions but I guess I won't mind
[01:39.99] I'm kind of in a rush and it's a waste of time
[01:41.84] To ask me things over and over to see if I slip up
[01:44.26] Just open the door first
[01:45.54] I just think that we should reach out with a helping hand (clearly borderline)
[01:47.59] Doppelgangers all around, why all the reprimand?
[01:49.54] Nowadays, everybody running while they still can
[01:51.42] Meanwhile, I'm working harder than the milkman (nose as white as Snow White's)
[01:53.35] See my name on the list? (Right)
[01:55.31] Everything checks out? (Let me inside)
[01:57.39] Gonna make a little call (why?)
[01:59.18] There's nobody- (hello?)
[02:00.43] Fuck
[02:00.93] (Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you)
[02:00.93] I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
[02:04.81] Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
[02:08.79] (I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do)
[02:08.91] I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
[02:12.64] Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
[02:16.28] There's danger at your doorstep (bouncer)
[02:17.95] And only you can prevent what's in store! (Hey bouncer)
[02:20.02] Now, to identify an impostor all you have to do- (bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer)
[02:23.43] (Hoon!) Fuck that, I'ma switch up the visage, a mission to trip up the vision
[02:26.18] Cognition is slipping every time I get a little closer to winning
[02:28.50] You're starting to doubt the shape of my mouth
[02:29.90] I'll figure you out, I'll get another face and come back around
[02:32.04] I'm endless, another couple tries, you'll be defenseless
[02:34.67] Falling for my lies, can't comprehend this
[02:36.66] So call for backup, I'll come back
[02:38.10] You let me in, watch the bodies stack up
[02:40.02] (Ooh, let me in) see my name on the list? (Right)
[02:42.28] (Or I'll get physical with you) everything checks out? (Let me inside)
[02:44.49] Wait, we're good? Really?
[02:45.76] Haha-haha, finally! (I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do)
[02:55.54] (Bouncer, hey bouncer)
[02:55.63] I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
[02:59.35] (Bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer)
[02:59.38] Everyone out here is dying to get in, so If you could open the door
[03:03.25] (Bouncer, hey bouncer)
[03:03.50] I really need to get into the building, don't wanna wait anymore
[03:07.18] (Bouncer, bounce, bounce, bouncer)
[03:07.18] Everyone out here is dying to get in, so if you could open the door
[03:10.07] (Hello?) Fuck
[03:12.11]