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[00:03.01] I judge by what she's wearing
[00:05.30] Just how many heads I'm tearing
[00:08.22] Off of assholes coming on to her
[00:11.49] Each night seems like it's getting worse
[00:14.16] And I wish she'd take the night off
[00:16.72] So I don't have to fight off
[00:19.23] Every asshole coming on to her
[00:22.25] It happens every night she works
[00:25.20] They'll go and ask the DJ
[00:27.71] Find out just what would she say
[00:30.44] If they all tried coming on to her
[00:33.00] Don't they know it's never gonna work?
[00:36.25] They think they'll get inside her
[00:38.82] With every drink they buy her
[00:41.47] As they all try coming on to her
[00:44.31] This time somebody's getting hurt
[00:47.23] Here comes the next contestant
[00:50.22] Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
[00:55.93] Is that your hand?
[01:01.11] I wish you'd do it again
[01:03.64] I'll watch you leave here limping
[01:06.48] I wish you'd do it again
[01:09.20] I'll watch you leave here limping
[01:11.99] There goes the next contestant
[01:15.22]
[01:20.18] Well, I even fear the ladies
[01:23.05] They're cool but twice as crazy
[01:25.34] Just as bad for coming on to her
[01:28.19] Don't they know it's never gonna work?
[01:31.14] And each time she bats an eyelash
[01:34.11] Somebody's grabbing her ass
[01:36.39] Everyone keeps coming on to her
[01:39.75] This time somebody's getting hurt
[01:42.32] Here comes the next contestant
[01:45.42] Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
[01:51.14] Is that your hand?
[01:56.28] I wish you'd do it again
[01:59.04] I'll watch you leave here limping
[02:01.78] I wish you'd do it again
[02:04.54] I'll watch you leave here limping
[02:07.24] There goes the next contestant
[02:10.02]
[02:40.39] I'm hating what she's wearing
[02:42.89] Everybody here keeps staring
[02:45.45] Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve
[02:48.44] This time somebody's getting hurt
[02:51.41] Here comes the next contestant
[02:54.43] Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
[02:59.86] Is that your hand?
[03:05.25] I wish you'd do it again
[03:08.05] I'll watch you leave here limping
[03:10.60] I wish you'd do it again
[03:13.36] I'll watch you leave here limping
[03:15.90] And I wish you'd do it again
[03:18.79] (Each night seems like it's getting worse)
[03:21.66] I wish you'd do it again
[03:24.38] (This time somebody's getting hurt)
[03:27.27] There goes the next contestant
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