Floyd the Barber

[00:18.36] Bell on door clangs, come on in
[00:21.85] Floyd observes my hairy chin
[00:25.26] Sit down, chair, don't be afraid
[00:28.82] Steamed hot towel on my face
[00:35.20] I was shaved
[00:38.63] I was shaved
[00:42.15] I was shaved
[00:45.17]
[00:53.24] Barney ties me to the chair
[00:56.88] I can't see, I'm really scared
[01:00.33] Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
[01:03.92] Pee-pee pressed against my lips
[01:09.95] I was shamed
[01:13.30] I was shamed
[01:16.88] I was shamed
[01:19.96]
[01:41.67] I sense others in the room
[01:45.12] Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume
[01:48.63] They take turns and cut me up
[01:52.22] I die smothered in Aunt Bee's muff
[01:54.81] I was shamed
[02:02.49] I was ashamed
[02:05.21] I was shamed
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