When I Get to Heaven

When I get to Heaven
When I get to Heaven
Saint Peter's gonna say
Saint Peter's gonna say

"How'd you earn your living?
"How'd you earn your living?
How'd you earn your pay?"
How'd you earn your pay?"

I'll reply with a hell of a grin,
I'll reply with a hell of a grin,
"I earned my living as an Airborne Ranger!"
"I earned my living as an Airborne Ranger!"

Blood, guts, and a whole lot of danger
That's the life of an Airborne Ranger!"

When I get to hell
Satan's gonna say

"How'd you earn your livin' boy?"
How'd you earn your pay?"

I'll reply with a boot to his chest
"I made my living laying souls to rest!"