Thanos Vs Darkseid Rap Battle
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Chillin' in my floating throne, who's about to get sent home?
Darkseid? Infact he will once I beat his ass on my own.
Doomsday's today, when I flick the bird and blow the Earth.
With my Infinity Gauntlet, I'll leave your face close to dirt.
I can't die, but I'll let you try. Failed? Now you're about to fly!
Right pimphand to left, you're a smacked like a pile of shit.
Now let me turn on the lights, to turn off his Darkseid.
Better quit, cause you can't match my pride!
You dare? You dare to mock God? How about Darkseid, breaks your neck.
Just like Kal'El did to Zod, I'll body you till you're left wrecked.
You claim to control that Gauntlet, but your ego says otherwise.
I'll look you right in your scared puppy eye's, send you to Mr.Death.
Death is your only demise.
Take away your little toy, modify it as MY price.
Now about your immortality, it weakens your morality.
If you can't beat Deadpool, than you deserve a fatality.
Bring your gems together,
cause my power alone will break them up close.
Now don't be a bitch, and fight me fair hand to hand, little Thanos.
You want me to bring my A game? Fine.
Time to put on the IG, and show this maggot who's gonna shine.
Time stone will beat your ass in this race.
The one to find you on the Apocalyps? It's the stone of space.
You're a disgrace,
but either way you won't hide. I can reed your thoughts,
Know exactly your rhymes thanks to stone of mind.
Puny New God, you'll face your own fatality. You can kill me once,
but I'll return mad,
and erase you from existence with stone of reality.
Trying to look me in the eye's?
You'll only see despair, you better roll.
Cause I'll look back at ya,
and just like Ghost Rider I'll send
you to hell with the stone of soul.
You'll never beat mad titan, today is your final hour.
If Radion can harm you, why even try to waste the stone of power.
With all their power combined,
I can erase the universe with a snap of my fingers.
I have the warriors on my side,
all you have is galaxies worst strippers and singers.
I manipulated you easy, proved that you need those stones to win.
You built them and thinking your the genius?
I could've made them better with my share wim.
You just repeated what I said, but you're still not dead.
And I'm already resting in hell, as the king of my realm.
Talking shit about my furry's?
They'll have you decapitated, and I'll claim your stupid helm.
To break you down would be easy,
cause you're so simple minded and whack.
I lost to Superman once, cause I held back.
You've got beaten by Galactus,
while I'm on the pair with Anti-monitor.
So I'll give you one great annihilation.
To put you out of your misery,
I wouldn't even need to solve the Anti-life Equation.
WHO WON? YOU DECIDE. EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING YOU BRING HERE.
Darkseid? Infact he will once I beat his ass on my own.
Doomsday's today, when I flick the bird and blow the Earth.
With my Infinity Gauntlet, I'll leave your face close to dirt.
I can't die, but I'll let you try. Failed? Now you're about to fly!
Right pimphand to left, you're a smacked like a pile of shit.
Now let me turn on the lights, to turn off his Darkseid.
Better quit, cause you can't match my pride!
You dare? You dare to mock God? How about Darkseid, breaks your neck.
Just like Kal'El did to Zod, I'll body you till you're left wrecked.
You claim to control that Gauntlet, but your ego says otherwise.
I'll look you right in your scared puppy eye's, send you to Mr.Death.
Death is your only demise.
Take away your little toy, modify it as MY price.
Now about your immortality, it weakens your morality.
If you can't beat Deadpool, than you deserve a fatality.
Bring your gems together,
cause my power alone will break them up close.
Now don't be a bitch, and fight me fair hand to hand, little Thanos.
You want me to bring my A game? Fine.
Time to put on the IG, and show this maggot who's gonna shine.
Time stone will beat your ass in this race.
The one to find you on the Apocalyps? It's the stone of space.
You're a disgrace,
but either way you won't hide. I can reed your thoughts,
Know exactly your rhymes thanks to stone of mind.
Puny New God, you'll face your own fatality. You can kill me once,
but I'll return mad,
and erase you from existence with stone of reality.
Trying to look me in the eye's?
You'll only see despair, you better roll.
Cause I'll look back at ya,
and just like Ghost Rider I'll send
you to hell with the stone of soul.
You'll never beat mad titan, today is your final hour.
If Radion can harm you, why even try to waste the stone of power.
With all their power combined,
I can erase the universe with a snap of my fingers.
I have the warriors on my side,
all you have is galaxies worst strippers and singers.
I manipulated you easy, proved that you need those stones to win.
You built them and thinking your the genius?
I could've made them better with my share wim.
You just repeated what I said, but you're still not dead.
And I'm already resting in hell, as the king of my realm.
Talking shit about my furry's?
They'll have you decapitated, and I'll claim your stupid helm.
To break you down would be easy,
cause you're so simple minded and whack.
I lost to Superman once, cause I held back.
You've got beaten by Galactus,
while I'm on the pair with Anti-monitor.
So I'll give you one great annihilation.
To put you out of your misery,
I wouldn't even need to solve the Anti-life Equation.
WHO WON? YOU DECIDE. EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING YOU BRING HERE.