Ballad of Kyle Rittenhouse

Come all you friends and neighbors
A story I will tell
Concerning Kyle Rittenhouse
And the criminals that he killed
The criminals that he killed

Up in Kenosha Wisconsin
In sorrow, and in strife
A gang of thugs flew up on him
They tried to take his life
They tried to take his life

The raper Joseph Rosenbaum was first to strike a blow
But Kyle turned and faced the foe
With his rifle laid in low
With his rifle laid in low

Then women-beating Huber
Comes skating to the fray
But Kyle drew a bead on him
And he took his life away
He took his life away

The last to try young Rittenhouse
Was pistol-packing Gaige
But Kyle blew his arm in two
And Gaige did run away
Gaige did run away

Kyle Rittenhouse is innocent
Its only common sense
He did not do nothing wrong
He fought in self defense
He fought in self defense