My God rides a skateboard (single version)

So pray for salvation and what do you get?
A preacher with a limo and a mouth full of shit
I think they're lying I think they don't care
You can't go to heaven if the checkbook's not there

My god rides a skateboard

Religion is fine if that's what you need
But don't be victim of some dickhead's greed
I don't care how Jim Bakker feels his shit don't bother me
My god's on wheels

My god rides a skateboard

Pray for salvation and what do you get?
A preacher with a limo and a mouth full of shit
I'm through with their promises I'm through with lies
I'll see them in hell when those fuckers die

My god rides a skateboard