Jellyfish

I can't lie, I've been wanting to pee on someone my whole life
Would I ever get the chance?
How could I know, that the one I was meant to pee on was my bro?
How could I say no?
You have always been a best friend of mine
And now we're so much closer with the help of my urine
In your eyes
Will we ever get to do this again?
Or was it meant to happen just one time?'
Cuz weekly would be nice

Jellyfish, oh jellyfish
You granted me my secret wish
I've always wanted to piss on someone that I love
If you're out there jellyfish I want to say 'thank you for this gift'
From the bottom of my bladder
Jellyfish

Should we be afraid?
What on earth will our girlfriends say?
They'll take the piss right out of me, but they don't know
What it's like to just let go
And feel like a firehose
What'll we do on game nights? Should we play it cool?
Will your girlfriend smell my ammonia?
Mistress's perfume
Maybe they'll surprise us if we open up that door
It couldn't be more perfect
My shower fits four!

Jellyfish, oh jellyfish
Do you realize what you did?
You probably don't give a fuck cuz you don't have a brain
I'm singing this so you can hear
Which is stupid cuz you have no ears
You were acting out of fear when you gave that laceration
Jellyfish, oh jellyfish
You squishy ball of nerves and shit
Touched him with your stinging dick and changed my life
If I found you, jellyfish
I'd put you in a water dish
And take you out so you could prick
Anyone
Who I want to pee on
Until you die