My Ding-A-Ling

[00:03.49] We've got to do our alma mater
[00:04.10] We must do our alma mater
[00:07.29] When I was a little bitty boy
[00:10.62] My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
[00:15.13] Silver bells hanging on a string
[00:18.39] She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh
[00:23.06] My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
[00:25.94] I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
[00:29.90] My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
[00:33.80] I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
[00:37.32] Beautiful, you're beautiful, beautiful
[00:41.39] And then momma took me to grammar school
[00:45.35] But I stopped off in the best of youth
[00:49.93] Everytime that bell would ring
[00:53.81] Catch me playin' with my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh
[00:57.63] My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
[01:01.19] I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
[01:05.17] My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
[01:08.86] I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
[01:12.54] Ah, that is beautiful
[01:15.22] You know what I heard, I heard
[01:16.65] I hear two girls over here singing in harmony
[01:18.91] That's alright, honey
[01:20.28] This is a free country, live like you wanna live, baby
[01:24.07] Yeah, ain't nobody gonna knock it, darlin'
[01:28.29] Yeah, freedom
[01:30.24] Yessir, there's one guy right over here singing my line too
[01:32.98] That's alright, brother
[01:34.43] Yessir, you got a right, baby
[01:36.66] Ain't nobody gonna bother you, I'm tellin' you
[01:40.76] Once I was climbing the garden wall
[01:44.02] I slipped and had a terrible fall
[01:48.66] I fell so hard, I heard bells ring
[01:51.95] But held on to my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh
[01:56.13] My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
[01:59.88] I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
[02:04.14] My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
[02:07.79] I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
[02:12.32] You know that's future parliament out there singing?
[02:17.24] Oh yeah (yeah)
[02:23.59] Once, I was swimmin' 'cross Turtle Creek
[02:27.35] Man, them snappers all around my feet
[02:31.94] Sure was hard swimmin' 'cross that thing
[02:35.14] With both hands holdin' my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh
[02:39.58] My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
[02:43.15] I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
[02:47.15] My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
[02:51.07] I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
[02:54.52] That's so beautiful
[02:55.42] I think that's a beautiful little song, really I do
[02:58.12] And guess what, everybody's still not singing
[03:00.65] There's a few right down front here that's not singing
[03:03.66] We're going to dedicate this verse to those who will not sing
[03:08.32] Yessir
[03:10.63] This here song, it ain't so sad
[03:14.53] The cutest little song you ever had
[03:19.02] Those of you who will not sing
[03:22.47] You must be playin' with your own ding-a-ling
[03:26.62] My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
[03:30.33] I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
[03:34.34] My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
[03:38.09] I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
[03:42.16] Your own ding-a-ling, your own ding-a-ling
[03:45.60] We saw you playin' with your own ding-a-ling
[03:50.04] My ding-a-ling, everybody sing
[03:53.89] I want to play with my ding-
[03:56.97] Everybody, my (ding-a-ling)
[03:59.39] Oh my (ding-a-ling)
[04:01.39] Slow down, I wanna play, everybody
[04:04.80] With my ding-a-ling
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