Sliced Bread

Woke up this morning, I open the blind, tried to stop yawning
Sun in my eyes, went downstairs, didn't make my bed
Looked in the mirror, I'm a sleepy head
Turn the TV on, put the kettle on for two
It's been two months and I've forgotten you
So I put on toast and I don't regret
Because kicking you out was better than sliced bread

Yeah I won't forget your face
Especially the one when I mentioned her name
I know that you promised me the world
But you won't find another girl
Like me and also round these parts
I got drunk, told the people at the pub (oops)
That was my mistake
But that's what happens when these
These strong hearts break
These strong hearts break
These strong hearts break

You never took me out and now I think I know why
'Cause there was always another girl on standby
"I don't like her that way, she's just a mate"
I call bullshit, even strong hearts break

Yeah I won't forget your face
Especially the one when I mentioned her name
I know that you promised me the world
But you won't find another girl
And I struggle with you gone
But only 'cause I can't put the washing on
And I don't miss you when I'm awake
'Cause that's what happens when these
These strong hearts break
These strong hearts break
These strong hearts break

And I know that you're prob'ly listening to this song
And I know you're prob'ly trying to move on
And I guess I understand that we are no more
So I'll be moving on while you face the fact that you're still a whore

Yeah I won't forget your face
Especially the one when I mentioned her name
I know that you promised me the world
But you won't find another girl
Like me and also round these parts
I got drunk, told the people at the pub (oops)
That was my mistake
But that's what happens when these
Yeah I won't forget your face
Expecially the one when I mentioned her name
I know that you promised me the world
But you won't find another girl
And I struggle with you gone
But only 'cause I can't put the washing on
And I don't miss you when I'm awake
'Cause that's what happens when these
These strong hearts break
These strong hearts break
These strong hearts break

Woke up this morning
Tried to stop yawning
Went downstairs, didn't make my bed
Put the kettle on for two, and
I've forgotten you
So I'll put on toast because kicking you out
Was better than sliced bread