Valerie

I burnt off every calorie
Making love to Valerie
And I gave her all my salary
So I wish she'd marry me

Oh Valerie
(Oh Valerie)
You're like a gallery
My little cart of modern art
Oh Valerie
(Oh Valerie)
I'm such a dote
Marry me Valerie

I'll be your pony
If you'll be my Valerie
Giddy up, away loneliness
Please will you marry me
Oh Valerie will you marry me
Please say you will

Oh Valerie
(Oh Valerie)
You're like a gallery
My little cart of modern art
Oh Valerie
(Oh Valerie)
I'm such a goat
Hang me with your rope
Valerie, Valerie

I know I can be a bit of a tart sometimes
But I'll give you my heart for my crimes
So please Valerie be my blow pipe
And I'll be your poison dart

Oh Valerie
(Oh Valerie)
You're like a gallery
My little cart of modern art
Oh Valerie
(Oh Valerie)
I'm such a dote
Marry me Valerie