Bowling Barmy

Bowling Barmy, ooh ooh
She's got bowling blues
Bowling socks, bowling shoes
Bowling night and day Hey

She waits miserably
Down the bowling alley
He's a bowling junky
Bowls his life away

Always, always, he's off with the bowling team
Always, always, bowling to the extreme

Bowling, bowling, bowling Barmy
They yell yikes at his spares and strikes
Champ, I'm the champion
Bowling, bowling, bowling Barmy
Ten Pins down, the bowling crown
And a medal with a skittle on
Bowling Barmy

Boasting bowler, don't care
I've got trophies everywhere
He's too much to bear
Bowling barmy.

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