Twinkie

you should take me seriously
even though I'm soft and little
yellow sponge cake on the outside
sweet, sweet in the middle
I'm a deep fried, deep fried hunk of trans fat and sugar
you hear me comin I ain't no singer
I'm a

Twinkie
he's a twinkie
yeah i'm a twinkie in a ding dong world
i'm a twinkie
he's a twinkie
yeah I'm a twinkie in a ding dong world

you can't resist me
I know you see me
by the Dolly Magazine
I'm a Hostess with the mostest
come on Little Debbie you know I'm number one
I'm a sweet little goodie with a shot oh so long
go on put me in a box it's where i belong

I'm a Twinkie
he's a twinkie
yeah i'm a twinkie in a ding dong world
a twinkie
he's a twinkie
yeah I'm a twinkie in a ding dong world

a twinkie
yeah i'm a twinkie in a ding dong world
a twinkie
a little twinkie
yeah I'm a twinkie in a ding dong world