Meet Me Tonight in the Cowshed

When the day is done I'm always lonely
That's the time I miss the most of all
I would like to meet you sooner on that day

Meet me tonight in the cowshead
After the cows come home
Though it is nought in the cowshead
It's just like old sweet home
I've milked the bull and tethered the coo
It's been rare lovely and waiting for you
So meet me tonight in the cowshead
After the cows come home

My dear chap, what are you doing?
I'm singing, what does y'thinks I'm doin'
Gargling?
Yes, yes but what's it all about
It's about cows, gormless
But you can't bring cows into a sentimental song old boy
This is a comic mister
No no it's a sentimental
No it's a comic
Well we can't discuss this now
Where can I meet you to talk it over

Meet me tonight in the cowshead
After the cows come home

Meet me tonight in the
After the cows come home
Though it is nought in the
It's just like home sweet home
I've just milked the bull and I tethered the coo
And I got a basinfull waiting for you
So, meet me tonight in the cowshead
After the cows come home