Things I Want

[00:03.52] Ho, Ho, Ho
[00:06.07] So many christmas letters
[00:09.21] So many wishes
[00:11.26] Lucy wants a squeezy doll
[00:14.04] Jimmy wants a moon rocket
[00:16.76] Oh, this list's rather long
[00:53.47] Hey now Santa I'm writin' to you
[00:56.07] 'Cause there's alotta cool shit I want
[00:59.14] I know I've been naughty
[01:00.37] But cut me some slack
[01:01.58] 'Cause theres alotta cool shit I want
[01:04.69] So heres my list-a
[01:06.14] So check it a twice-a
[01:09.03] I want
[01:11.98] A solid gold harley with machine guns on the front
[01:14.76] I want
[01:17.63] A Motley Crue lunch box
[01:19.08] Filled with sticky buns
[01:26.82] I wanna see-through jump suit
[01:28.37] That fits me tight
[01:29.50] I want all the Beetles copyrights
[01:32.48] I wanna chop Florida off the map
[01:35.13] I want Pamala Anderson's speedo top
[01:38.06] Here ya go, Santa
[01:38.87] That's my Christmas list
[01:40.12] That's all the cool shit I want
[01:43.39] But wait a minute, Santa
[01:44.73] Here's some things I missed
[01:45.92] There's still alotta cool shit I want
[01:48.98] So here's my list-a
[01:50.52] So check it a twice-a
[01:52.93] I want:
[01:56.34] A time machine and a BB gun
[01:58.94] I want
[02:02.09] A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun
[02:04.80] I want
[02:07.79] To party naked on a school bus full of nuns
[02:10.37] I want
[02:13.47] A bumper pool table
[02:14.74] And a robot pelican
[02:39.34] There ya go, Santa
[02:40.54] I'm sure you'll agree that
[02:42.03] There's some really cool shit I want
[02:44.97] I know I've been naughty
[02:46.09] But I gaurentee
[02:47.41] That I deserve every single one
[02:50.45] So take my list-a
[02:52.10] And check it a twice-a
[02:53.38] I know i've been naughty
[02:54.76] But life aint nice-a
[02:56.47] Please i still-a
[02:57.88] Need some more shit-a
[03:02.04] I want
[03:04.70] I diamond hyena shootin fire from his butt
[03:07.73] I want
[03:10.81] A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour butt
[03:13.43] I want
[03:16.44] A magical sleigh that's pulled by flying skunks
[03:19.24] I want
[03:21.95] All the cool shit I want
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