Love Potion Number 9

I took my troubles down to Madame Rue
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
She's got a pad down on 34th and Vine
Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion Number Nine

I told her that I was a flop with chicks
I've been this way since 1956
She looked at my palm, and she made a magic sign
She said, "What you need is Love Potion Number Nine"

She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
She said, "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink"
It smelled like turpentine and looked like Indian ink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes (I took a drink)

I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
But when I kissed a cop at 34th and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine

I held my nose, I closed my eyes (I took a drink)

I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
I had so much fun that I'm goin' back again
I wonder what what've happened with Love Potion Number Ten

Love Potion Number Nine
Love Potion Number Nine
Love Potion Number Nine