Dear Professor Thompson (Pt. 1)
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Here's my room at school, right?
Where I keep tucked away
Virginia Woolf and me, this is where we stay
Modern Lit is dense, right?
But everything's okay
I'm working on my thesis every day
Now, since my laptop's verging on collapse
I keep longhand notes and Xerox scraps
In a hand-bound book that drips
With old-school flair
But this unique approach can be a drag
When you keep the whole thing in your bag
And suddenly, the goddamn thing's not there
It's not there
It's not there
It's not there
It's not there, it's not there, it's not there
It's not there
Dear Professor Thompson,
This is Deb! You're my advisor
I am writing you to ask a little favor, err, question
I know when we first met you made it very, very clear
That under no circumstances
Be they medical, emotional, familial, or chronic
Could we ever, ever, turn in something late
But Dear Professor Thompson,
I've a little... situation
And I'm hoping you will show a little mercy on me
And grant me an extension on the first step of my thesis
Yours, eeh
Thanks in advance...
Hugs?
Shit!
Where I keep tucked away
Virginia Woolf and me, this is where we stay
Modern Lit is dense, right?
But everything's okay
I'm working on my thesis every day
Now, since my laptop's verging on collapse
I keep longhand notes and Xerox scraps
In a hand-bound book that drips
With old-school flair
But this unique approach can be a drag
When you keep the whole thing in your bag
And suddenly, the goddamn thing's not there
It's not there
It's not there
It's not there
It's not there, it's not there, it's not there
It's not there
Dear Professor Thompson,
This is Deb! You're my advisor
I am writing you to ask a little favor, err, question
I know when we first met you made it very, very clear
That under no circumstances
Be they medical, emotional, familial, or chronic
Could we ever, ever, turn in something late
But Dear Professor Thompson,
I've a little... situation
And I'm hoping you will show a little mercy on me
And grant me an extension on the first step of my thesis
Yours, eeh
Thanks in advance...
Hugs?
Shit!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:03.64] Here's my room at school, right?
[00:06.56] Where I keep tucked away
[00:09.65] Virginia Woolf and me, this is where we stay
[00:16.04] Modern Lit is dense, right?
[00:18.91] But everything's okay
[00:22.06] I'm working on my thesis every day
[00:27.41] Now, since my laptop's verging on collapse
[00:30.77] I keep longhand notes and Xerox scraps
[00:33.83] In a hand-bound book that drips
[00:36.48] With old-school flair
[00:39.81] But this unique approach can be a drag
[00:43.14] When you keep the whole thing in your bag
[00:46.62] And suddenly, the goddamn thing's not there
[00:50.91] It's not there
[00:52.56] It's not there
[00:54.06] It's not there
[00:54.85] It's not there, it's not there, it's not there
[00:58.51] It's not there
[01:01.08]
[01:11.87] Dear Professor Thompson,
[01:13.12] This is Deb! You're my advisor
[01:16.19] I am writing you to ask a little favor, err, question
[01:23.23] I know when we first met you made it very, very clear
[01:26.82] That under no circumstances
[01:28.67] Be they medical, emotional, familial, or chronic
[01:32.89] Could we ever, ever, turn in something late
[01:37.00] But Dear Professor Thompson,
[01:41.11] I've a little... situation
[01:43.02] And I'm hoping you will show a little mercy on me
[01:49.62] And grant me an extension on the first step of my thesis
[01:53.00] Yours, eeh
[01:55.49] Thanks in advance...
[01:58.26] Hugs?
[02:00.26] Shit!
[02:00.44]
[00:06.56] Where I keep tucked away
[00:09.65] Virginia Woolf and me, this is where we stay
[00:16.04] Modern Lit is dense, right?
[00:18.91] But everything's okay
[00:22.06] I'm working on my thesis every day
[00:27.41] Now, since my laptop's verging on collapse
[00:30.77] I keep longhand notes and Xerox scraps
[00:33.83] In a hand-bound book that drips
[00:36.48] With old-school flair
[00:39.81] But this unique approach can be a drag
[00:43.14] When you keep the whole thing in your bag
[00:46.62] And suddenly, the goddamn thing's not there
[00:50.91] It's not there
[00:52.56] It's not there
[00:54.06] It's not there
[00:54.85] It's not there, it's not there, it's not there
[00:58.51] It's not there
[01:01.08]
[01:11.87] Dear Professor Thompson,
[01:13.12] This is Deb! You're my advisor
[01:16.19] I am writing you to ask a little favor, err, question
[01:23.23] I know when we first met you made it very, very clear
[01:26.82] That under no circumstances
[01:28.67] Be they medical, emotional, familial, or chronic
[01:32.89] Could we ever, ever, turn in something late
[01:37.00] But Dear Professor Thompson,
[01:41.11] I've a little... situation
[01:43.02] And I'm hoping you will show a little mercy on me
[01:49.62] And grant me an extension on the first step of my thesis
[01:53.00] Yours, eeh
[01:55.49] Thanks in advance...
[01:58.26] Hugs?
[02:00.26] Shit!
[02:00.44]