The Trapper Song

[00:06.47] I can catch a helpless animal
[00:10.98] Skin it with my bare hands
[00:14.83] I wake up muddy
[00:16.74] And I go to bed bloody
[00:18.88] 'Cause I'm a trappin' man
[00:24.66] I can brave the nastiest weather (weather)
[00:27.02] Even if it's 80 below (below)
[00:28.77] My pa was an elephant, but that's irrelevant
[00:30.82] My ma was an Eskimo
[00:32.76] I eat rabbits' heads for breakfast (breakfast)
[00:34.70] With beaver bile on the side (the side)
[00:36.77] My mind's magnificent, my body no different
[00:38.83] I'm full of trapper pride
[00:40.76] Yo-ho (yo-ho, yo-ho)
[00:43.46] Rip their fur
[00:44.41] Cut their skin with my knife
[00:46.79] Yo-ho (yo-ho, yo-ho)
[00:49.13] One thing's for sure
[00:50.92] Nothin' like a trappin' life
[00:54.77] I'm badder than the baddest sailor (sailor)
[00:56.72] I make love to women ten feet tall (good lord)
[00:58.73] I've got a chest of wonder and balls of thunder
[01:00.74] I can break right through a wall
[01:02.73] I love the sound of metal (metal)
[01:04.99] Snapping on an animal's head (ka-chink)
[01:06.79] Sometimes they scamper, sometimes they whimper
[01:08.79] But they always end up dead
[01:10.86] I've always wanted to be somebody
[01:14.96] Who didn't get pushed around
[01:19.03] Now that I'm a trapper
[01:22.54] I'm the meanest guy around
[01:25.54] Second meanest
[01:26.72] The blood of a fresh-cut rodent
[01:28.77] Is as sweet as brandy wine
[01:30.78] And the brain of an antelope tastes like cantaloupe
[01:33.00] What a yummy life
[01:34.84] Yo-ho (yo-ho, yo-ho)
[01:37.50] Rip their fur
[01:38.47] Cut their eyes out with my knife
[01:40.86] Yo-ho (yo-ho, yo-ho)
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