Skypager
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โฑ๏ธ 2:12 duration
๐ ID: 12724072
๐ Lyrics
Do you know the importance of a Skypager?
Uh, uh, uh, uh (welcome to the Skypager)
Those who don't believe, see you're laid behind
Got our sky pagers on all the time
Hurry up and get yours 'cause I got mine
Especially if you do shows, they come in fine
If you're with a G and you're sipping wine
Eating cacciatore with a twist of lime
Gotta meet your lover at a quarter to nine
Joint by the base, then you get your high
If you get your high, then mines are next
The "S" in Sky page really stands for sex
The beeper's going off like Don Trump gets checks
Keep my bases loaded like the New York Mets
At times I miss the pager, so you don't get vex
Having bad days like a voodoo hex
Conceptually, a pager is so complex
That I'll be standing by the phone, ready to flex
Welcome, wel-wel-welcome to the new Skypager
Wel-welcome to the new Skypager
Welcome to the new Skypager, new Skypager
Enter the telephone number or other numeric message
Uh, so funky
Uh, so funky
Uh, so funky
Uh, so funky
The batteries I use are called Duracell
They last for three weeks, so they do me well
Don't be going through no phases, my joint stays on
If you're in Costa Rica on a sunlit beach
Your greed for the Phifer, I can be reached
A number of importance, I just put it on the lock
You leave code "69", which means you want some-
People tend to think that a pager's foul
Well, it kinda is 'cause it makes me scowl
But it really hurts when you're on the prowl
Brothers know it hurts when you're on the prowl
Grabbin' on my joint cause I'm an eager owl
Get paged by a G or a business pal
My shit is overflowin', they won't allow
Another page, so I'll just end this now
(Message sent, thank you for calling Skypager)
Uh, uh, uh, uh (welcome to the Skypager)
Those who don't believe, see you're laid behind
Got our sky pagers on all the time
Hurry up and get yours 'cause I got mine
Especially if you do shows, they come in fine
If you're with a G and you're sipping wine
Eating cacciatore with a twist of lime
Gotta meet your lover at a quarter to nine
Joint by the base, then you get your high
If you get your high, then mines are next
The "S" in Sky page really stands for sex
The beeper's going off like Don Trump gets checks
Keep my bases loaded like the New York Mets
At times I miss the pager, so you don't get vex
Having bad days like a voodoo hex
Conceptually, a pager is so complex
That I'll be standing by the phone, ready to flex
Welcome, wel-wel-welcome to the new Skypager
Wel-welcome to the new Skypager
Welcome to the new Skypager, new Skypager
Enter the telephone number or other numeric message
Uh, so funky
Uh, so funky
Uh, so funky
Uh, so funky
The batteries I use are called Duracell
They last for three weeks, so they do me well
Don't be going through no phases, my joint stays on
If you're in Costa Rica on a sunlit beach
Your greed for the Phifer, I can be reached
A number of importance, I just put it on the lock
You leave code "69", which means you want some-
People tend to think that a pager's foul
Well, it kinda is 'cause it makes me scowl
But it really hurts when you're on the prowl
Brothers know it hurts when you're on the prowl
Grabbin' on my joint cause I'm an eager owl
Get paged by a G or a business pal
My shit is overflowin', they won't allow
Another page, so I'll just end this now
(Message sent, thank you for calling Skypager)
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.21] Do you know the importance of a Skypager?
[00:06.95] Uh, uh, uh, uh (welcome to the Skypager)
[00:09.01] Those who don't believe, see you're laid behind
[00:11.48] Got our sky pagers on all the time
[00:13.96] Hurry up and get yours 'cause I got mine
[00:16.38] Especially if you do shows, they come in fine
[00:18.85] If you're with a G and you're sipping wine
[00:21.48] Eating cacciatore with a twist of lime
[00:23.82] Gotta meet your lover at a quarter to nine
[00:26.25] Joint by the base, then you get your high
[00:28.86] If you get your high, then mines are next
[00:31.11] The "S" in Sky page really stands for sex
[00:33.75] The beeper's going off like Don Trump gets checks
[00:36.16] Keep my bases loaded like the New York Mets
[00:38.53] At times I miss the pager, so you don't get vex
[00:41.18] Having bad days like a voodoo hex
[00:43.44] Conceptually, a pager is so complex
[00:45.69] That I'll be standing by the phone, ready to flex
[00:50.48]
[00:53.12] Welcome, wel-wel-welcome to the new Skypager
[00:55.64] Wel-welcome to the new Skypager
[01:00.78] Welcome to the new Skypager, new Skypager
[01:02.05] Enter the telephone number or other numeric message
[01:10.83] Uh, so funky
[01:15.83] Uh, so funky
[01:21.08] Uh, so funky
[01:27.65] Uh, so funky
[01:30.45] The batteries I use are called Duracell
[01:32.97] They last for three weeks, so they do me well
[01:35.22] Don't be going through no phases, my joint stays on
[01:40.11] If you're in Costa Rica on a sunlit beach
[01:42.81] Your greed for the Phifer, I can be reached
[01:45.34] A number of importance, I just put it on the lock
[01:47.76] You leave code "69", which means you want some-
[01:50.32] People tend to think that a pager's foul
[01:52.82] Well, it kinda is 'cause it makes me scowl
[01:55.23] But it really hurts when you're on the prowl
[01:57.71] Brothers know it hurts when you're on the prowl
[02:00.27] Grabbin' on my joint cause I'm an eager owl
[02:02.32] Get paged by a G or a business pal
[02:05.03] My shit is overflowin', they won't allow
[02:07.23] Another page, so I'll just end this now
[02:09.68] (Message sent, thank you for calling Skypager)
[02:11.47]
[00:06.95] Uh, uh, uh, uh (welcome to the Skypager)
[00:09.01] Those who don't believe, see you're laid behind
[00:11.48] Got our sky pagers on all the time
[00:13.96] Hurry up and get yours 'cause I got mine
[00:16.38] Especially if you do shows, they come in fine
[00:18.85] If you're with a G and you're sipping wine
[00:21.48] Eating cacciatore with a twist of lime
[00:23.82] Gotta meet your lover at a quarter to nine
[00:26.25] Joint by the base, then you get your high
[00:28.86] If you get your high, then mines are next
[00:31.11] The "S" in Sky page really stands for sex
[00:33.75] The beeper's going off like Don Trump gets checks
[00:36.16] Keep my bases loaded like the New York Mets
[00:38.53] At times I miss the pager, so you don't get vex
[00:41.18] Having bad days like a voodoo hex
[00:43.44] Conceptually, a pager is so complex
[00:45.69] That I'll be standing by the phone, ready to flex
[00:50.48]
[00:53.12] Welcome, wel-wel-welcome to the new Skypager
[00:55.64] Wel-welcome to the new Skypager
[01:00.78] Welcome to the new Skypager, new Skypager
[01:02.05] Enter the telephone number or other numeric message
[01:10.83] Uh, so funky
[01:15.83] Uh, so funky
[01:21.08] Uh, so funky
[01:27.65] Uh, so funky
[01:30.45] The batteries I use are called Duracell
[01:32.97] They last for three weeks, so they do me well
[01:35.22] Don't be going through no phases, my joint stays on
[01:40.11] If you're in Costa Rica on a sunlit beach
[01:42.81] Your greed for the Phifer, I can be reached
[01:45.34] A number of importance, I just put it on the lock
[01:47.76] You leave code "69", which means you want some-
[01:50.32] People tend to think that a pager's foul
[01:52.82] Well, it kinda is 'cause it makes me scowl
[01:55.23] But it really hurts when you're on the prowl
[01:57.71] Brothers know it hurts when you're on the prowl
[02:00.27] Grabbin' on my joint cause I'm an eager owl
[02:02.32] Get paged by a G or a business pal
[02:05.03] My shit is overflowin', they won't allow
[02:07.23] Another page, so I'll just end this now
[02:09.68] (Message sent, thank you for calling Skypager)
[02:11.47]