Henry Stickmin vs. Phil Eggtree (feat. UBERocity & Fightmarker)
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๐ Lyrics
Let's give it up for Stark's Rap Battles!
Henry Stickmin
Vs
Phil Eggtree
Begin!
The father of Newgrounds is bound to ground this unpunny Flashhack
Who thinks he can step to Stickmin? Guess he hasn't seen my clapback
Henry chooses Gas Raps to combat Phil's not-so-Swift sadness
Even your OG design adds up to complete Madness
I mean you're messing with the best mercenary since Red or Blue
My games are a blast, when I bring laughs
No one can say the same about you! So riddle me this, if you can!
We know you're not the sharpest bulb in the shed
How can you claim to have fame
When you're put to shame by another egg?
Who's got a 98% rating on Steam? Me!
Who's game birthed a dev team and whole company from a meme?
But then who's schtick got old fast with each recurring scheme?
Cause it's not me who's cranking sequels
Just to make ends meet, geez!
A whole decade for your first words? I must say I'm thrilled
In this scrap, you're getting capped
Regardless of the gimmicks you instill
Just a bully taking dollars but got no digits on the weight scale
So come at me Stick Bug, this loss'll be your 348th fail!
Spitting colder than Zack-er hotter than Zack
A twig'll get snapped when im on the attack
But if I tried to sit through your whack class
I'd end up falling asleep on the track
Stickmin's just a Ghost Inmate so there's no need to keep my guard up
Hard to Escape Prison when you've been surrounded by my bars, huh?
I'll be the one collecting coin while you're lacking common cents
And after all your countless antics
I'd think you'd grasp some common sense
With all those video game tie-ins, you constantly seem to harp
For one who prides himself on intelligence that wasn't very, pointy
Once I crack the case of this Basket Case then he'll truly see that
When it comes to tricking teachers or ditching class
I always have the key!
You're no Valiant Hero, you ditched from the army to pinch more cash
Just a selfish thief with jealous deeds, I've got this in the bag! Ha!
I toppled the Toppats, Government, Wall
You know I pack the sleek flow too, your whole deal is
"Bargain bin Ferris Bueller with a dash of Pico's School!"
But if you really wanna compare us, I'll serve this Egghead over easy
My countless achievements to your minor victories? Hmmm, lets see
Small startup gains some traction, gauging YouTubers' reactions
Yet you couldn't hold a fraction to the sweet deals that I'm packin'
Banks, Prisons, Airships, Complexes I've beat them all and then
What did you do that's new? Oh yeah! Escaped school, again
Priceless gems? I steal em! Brighter friends? You need em!
I'm breakin' Banks and taking tanks
You use plot holes for your freedom!
No matter what you point and click, I top your Legacy Edition any day
But it seems like I had no trouble Completing the Diss-ion anyway!
This beaver's spittin' 'gainst this bread crumb
From the internet's trash can
After countless parodies, this rash distraction's at his last stand
Tried to capitalize on nostalgia relying on tired gaming cliches
While I've been going strong for many years
And I'm still free to play! (Ay!)
Your lines are paper thin, cutting less than your "valid stingers"
I've seen sicker stick figure spitters, come out of Salad Fingers
No matter what the timeline that whole verse was your lamest sad jam
Mission Failed! You shoulda stuck with Charles
If you wanted the Greatest Rap Plan (Oh!)
Who was the flashiest?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
Well you decide!
This is been Stark Rap Battles
See you next time!
Henry Stickmin
Vs
Phil Eggtree
Begin!
The father of Newgrounds is bound to ground this unpunny Flashhack
Who thinks he can step to Stickmin? Guess he hasn't seen my clapback
Henry chooses Gas Raps to combat Phil's not-so-Swift sadness
Even your OG design adds up to complete Madness
I mean you're messing with the best mercenary since Red or Blue
My games are a blast, when I bring laughs
No one can say the same about you! So riddle me this, if you can!
We know you're not the sharpest bulb in the shed
How can you claim to have fame
When you're put to shame by another egg?
Who's got a 98% rating on Steam? Me!
Who's game birthed a dev team and whole company from a meme?
But then who's schtick got old fast with each recurring scheme?
Cause it's not me who's cranking sequels
Just to make ends meet, geez!
A whole decade for your first words? I must say I'm thrilled
In this scrap, you're getting capped
Regardless of the gimmicks you instill
Just a bully taking dollars but got no digits on the weight scale
So come at me Stick Bug, this loss'll be your 348th fail!
Spitting colder than Zack-er hotter than Zack
A twig'll get snapped when im on the attack
But if I tried to sit through your whack class
I'd end up falling asleep on the track
Stickmin's just a Ghost Inmate so there's no need to keep my guard up
Hard to Escape Prison when you've been surrounded by my bars, huh?
I'll be the one collecting coin while you're lacking common cents
And after all your countless antics
I'd think you'd grasp some common sense
With all those video game tie-ins, you constantly seem to harp
For one who prides himself on intelligence that wasn't very, pointy
Once I crack the case of this Basket Case then he'll truly see that
When it comes to tricking teachers or ditching class
I always have the key!
You're no Valiant Hero, you ditched from the army to pinch more cash
Just a selfish thief with jealous deeds, I've got this in the bag! Ha!
I toppled the Toppats, Government, Wall
You know I pack the sleek flow too, your whole deal is
"Bargain bin Ferris Bueller with a dash of Pico's School!"
But if you really wanna compare us, I'll serve this Egghead over easy
My countless achievements to your minor victories? Hmmm, lets see
Small startup gains some traction, gauging YouTubers' reactions
Yet you couldn't hold a fraction to the sweet deals that I'm packin'
Banks, Prisons, Airships, Complexes I've beat them all and then
What did you do that's new? Oh yeah! Escaped school, again
Priceless gems? I steal em! Brighter friends? You need em!
I'm breakin' Banks and taking tanks
You use plot holes for your freedom!
No matter what you point and click, I top your Legacy Edition any day
But it seems like I had no trouble Completing the Diss-ion anyway!
This beaver's spittin' 'gainst this bread crumb
From the internet's trash can
After countless parodies, this rash distraction's at his last stand
Tried to capitalize on nostalgia relying on tired gaming cliches
While I've been going strong for many years
And I'm still free to play! (Ay!)
Your lines are paper thin, cutting less than your "valid stingers"
I've seen sicker stick figure spitters, come out of Salad Fingers
No matter what the timeline that whole verse was your lamest sad jam
Mission Failed! You shoulda stuck with Charles
If you wanted the Greatest Rap Plan (Oh!)
Who was the flashiest?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
Well you decide!
This is been Stark Rap Battles
See you next time!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:05.46] Let's give it up for Stark's Rap Battles!
[00:10.58] Henry Stickmin
[00:12.67] Vs
[00:13.99] Phil Eggtree
[00:15.78] Begin!
[00:16.56] The father of Newgrounds is bound to ground this unpunny Flashhack
[00:19.68] Who thinks he can step to Stickmin? Guess he hasn't seen my clapback
[00:22.24] Henry chooses Gas Raps to combat Phil's not-so-Swift sadness
[00:25.13] Even your OG design adds up to complete Madness
[00:28.02] I mean you're messing with the best mercenary since Red or Blue
[00:30.69] My games are a blast, when I bring laughs
[00:31.97] No one can say the same about you! So riddle me this, if you can!
[00:34.84] We know you're not the sharpest bulb in the shed
[00:36.66] How can you claim to have fame
[00:37.65] When you're put to shame by another egg?
[00:39.24] Who's got a 98% rating on Steam? Me!
[00:42.10] Who's game birthed a dev team and whole company from a meme?
[00:44.67] But then who's schtick got old fast with each recurring scheme?
[00:47.52] Cause it's not me who's cranking sequels
[00:49.17] Just to make ends meet, geez!
[00:50.93] A whole decade for your first words? I must say I'm thrilled
[00:53.28] In this scrap, you're getting capped
[00:54.51] Regardless of the gimmicks you instill
[00:56.15] Just a bully taking dollars but got no digits on the weight scale
[00:59.23] So come at me Stick Bug, this loss'll be your 348th fail!
[01:01.81] Spitting colder than Zack-er hotter than Zack
[01:03.47] A twig'll get snapped when im on the attack
[01:04.77] But if I tried to sit through your whack class
[01:06.05] I'd end up falling asleep on the track
[01:07.32] Stickmin's just a Ghost Inmate so there's no need to keep my guard up
[01:10.27] Hard to Escape Prison when you've been surrounded by my bars, huh?
[01:13.03] I'll be the one collecting coin while you're lacking common cents
[01:15.99] And after all your countless antics
[01:17.23] I'd think you'd grasp some common sense
[01:18.53] With all those video game tie-ins, you constantly seem to harp
[01:21.48] For one who prides himself on intelligence that wasn't very, pointy
[01:24.59] Once I crack the case of this Basket Case then he'll truly see that
[01:27.30] When it comes to tricking teachers or ditching class
[01:29.21] I always have the key!
[01:29.93] You're no Valiant Hero, you ditched from the army to pinch more cash
[01:33.12] Just a selfish thief with jealous deeds, I've got this in the bag! Ha!
[01:35.41] I toppled the Toppats, Government, Wall
[01:36.99] You know I pack the sleek flow too, your whole deal is
[01:39.07] "Bargain bin Ferris Bueller with a dash of Pico's School!"
[01:41.47] But if you really wanna compare us, I'll serve this Egghead over easy
[01:43.74] My countless achievements to your minor victories? Hmmm, lets see
[01:47.12] Small startup gains some traction, gauging YouTubers' reactions
[01:49.57] Yet you couldn't hold a fraction to the sweet deals that I'm packin'
[01:52.52] Banks, Prisons, Airships, Complexes I've beat them all and then
[01:55.42] What did you do that's new? Oh yeah! Escaped school, again
[01:58.54] Priceless gems? I steal em! Brighter friends? You need em!
[02:01.15] I'm breakin' Banks and taking tanks
[02:02.41] You use plot holes for your freedom!
[02:03.75] No matter what you point and click, I top your Legacy Edition any day
[02:06.99] But it seems like I had no trouble Completing the Diss-ion anyway!
[02:09.53] This beaver's spittin' 'gainst this bread crumb
[02:10.87] From the internet's trash can
[02:12.46] After countless parodies, this rash distraction's at his last stand
[02:15.10] Tried to capitalize on nostalgia relying on tired gaming cliches
[02:17.92] While I've been going strong for many years
[02:19.47] And I'm still free to play! (Ay!)
[02:20.78] Your lines are paper thin, cutting less than your "valid stingers"
[02:23.65] I've seen sicker stick figure spitters, come out of Salad Fingers
[02:26.57] No matter what the timeline that whole verse was your lamest sad jam
[02:29.31] Mission Failed! You shoulda stuck with Charles
[02:30.97] If you wanted the Greatest Rap Plan (Oh!)
[02:32.74] Who was the flashiest?
[02:35.10] Who do you wanna see battle next?
[02:37.97] Well you decide!
[02:40.55] This is been Stark Rap Battles
[02:42.62] See you next time!
[02:44.70]
[00:10.58] Henry Stickmin
[00:12.67] Vs
[00:13.99] Phil Eggtree
[00:15.78] Begin!
[00:16.56] The father of Newgrounds is bound to ground this unpunny Flashhack
[00:19.68] Who thinks he can step to Stickmin? Guess he hasn't seen my clapback
[00:22.24] Henry chooses Gas Raps to combat Phil's not-so-Swift sadness
[00:25.13] Even your OG design adds up to complete Madness
[00:28.02] I mean you're messing with the best mercenary since Red or Blue
[00:30.69] My games are a blast, when I bring laughs
[00:31.97] No one can say the same about you! So riddle me this, if you can!
[00:34.84] We know you're not the sharpest bulb in the shed
[00:36.66] How can you claim to have fame
[00:37.65] When you're put to shame by another egg?
[00:39.24] Who's got a 98% rating on Steam? Me!
[00:42.10] Who's game birthed a dev team and whole company from a meme?
[00:44.67] But then who's schtick got old fast with each recurring scheme?
[00:47.52] Cause it's not me who's cranking sequels
[00:49.17] Just to make ends meet, geez!
[00:50.93] A whole decade for your first words? I must say I'm thrilled
[00:53.28] In this scrap, you're getting capped
[00:54.51] Regardless of the gimmicks you instill
[00:56.15] Just a bully taking dollars but got no digits on the weight scale
[00:59.23] So come at me Stick Bug, this loss'll be your 348th fail!
[01:01.81] Spitting colder than Zack-er hotter than Zack
[01:03.47] A twig'll get snapped when im on the attack
[01:04.77] But if I tried to sit through your whack class
[01:06.05] I'd end up falling asleep on the track
[01:07.32] Stickmin's just a Ghost Inmate so there's no need to keep my guard up
[01:10.27] Hard to Escape Prison when you've been surrounded by my bars, huh?
[01:13.03] I'll be the one collecting coin while you're lacking common cents
[01:15.99] And after all your countless antics
[01:17.23] I'd think you'd grasp some common sense
[01:18.53] With all those video game tie-ins, you constantly seem to harp
[01:21.48] For one who prides himself on intelligence that wasn't very, pointy
[01:24.59] Once I crack the case of this Basket Case then he'll truly see that
[01:27.30] When it comes to tricking teachers or ditching class
[01:29.21] I always have the key!
[01:29.93] You're no Valiant Hero, you ditched from the army to pinch more cash
[01:33.12] Just a selfish thief with jealous deeds, I've got this in the bag! Ha!
[01:35.41] I toppled the Toppats, Government, Wall
[01:36.99] You know I pack the sleek flow too, your whole deal is
[01:39.07] "Bargain bin Ferris Bueller with a dash of Pico's School!"
[01:41.47] But if you really wanna compare us, I'll serve this Egghead over easy
[01:43.74] My countless achievements to your minor victories? Hmmm, lets see
[01:47.12] Small startup gains some traction, gauging YouTubers' reactions
[01:49.57] Yet you couldn't hold a fraction to the sweet deals that I'm packin'
[01:52.52] Banks, Prisons, Airships, Complexes I've beat them all and then
[01:55.42] What did you do that's new? Oh yeah! Escaped school, again
[01:58.54] Priceless gems? I steal em! Brighter friends? You need em!
[02:01.15] I'm breakin' Banks and taking tanks
[02:02.41] You use plot holes for your freedom!
[02:03.75] No matter what you point and click, I top your Legacy Edition any day
[02:06.99] But it seems like I had no trouble Completing the Diss-ion anyway!
[02:09.53] This beaver's spittin' 'gainst this bread crumb
[02:10.87] From the internet's trash can
[02:12.46] After countless parodies, this rash distraction's at his last stand
[02:15.10] Tried to capitalize on nostalgia relying on tired gaming cliches
[02:17.92] While I've been going strong for many years
[02:19.47] And I'm still free to play! (Ay!)
[02:20.78] Your lines are paper thin, cutting less than your "valid stingers"
[02:23.65] I've seen sicker stick figure spitters, come out of Salad Fingers
[02:26.57] No matter what the timeline that whole verse was your lamest sad jam
[02:29.31] Mission Failed! You shoulda stuck with Charles
[02:30.97] If you wanted the Greatest Rap Plan (Oh!)
[02:32.74] Who was the flashiest?
[02:35.10] Who do you wanna see battle next?
[02:37.97] Well you decide!
[02:40.55] This is been Stark Rap Battles
[02:42.62] See you next time!
[02:44.70]