Telephone
๐ต 1462 characters
โฑ๏ธ 5:10 duration
๐ ID: 12733080
๐ Lyrics
Another night of too much cough syrup
I'm awakened by the incessant ringing of a telephone
I still have dreams caked in the corners of my eyes
and my mouth is dry and tastes shitty
Again the ringing
Slowly I bustle out of bed
The remnants of an erection still lingering in my shorts
Like a bothersome guest
Again the ringing
Carefully I abscond to the bathroom
As to not display my manhood to others
There I make the perfunctory morning faces
Which always seem to precede my daily contribution
To the once-blue toilet water
That I always enjoy making green
Again the ringing
I shake twice like most others
and I'm annoyed by the dribble that always seems to remain
Causing a small acreage of wetness on the front of my briefs
I slowly languidly, lazily, crazily,
Stumble into the den
Where my father smokes his guitars
I mean cigars
In his easy chair
I know all about easy chairs
and then I sing a song for my friends
Jesus is my boyfriend
Jesus is my boyfriend
You can't have him
Because jesus is my boyfriend
Ringing ringing
Dang it goddamn motherf**king son-of-a-bitch is ringing
I walk into the kitchen and I
Stare blankly at that shrieking plastic bastard
Since it keeps ringing I know it's her
and since it keeps ringing she knows it's me
We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a darker day
So let's start killing
There's a choice you're making
We're sparing our own lives
It's true we'll make a darker day
Just you and me
I'm awakened by the incessant ringing of a telephone
I still have dreams caked in the corners of my eyes
and my mouth is dry and tastes shitty
Again the ringing
Slowly I bustle out of bed
The remnants of an erection still lingering in my shorts
Like a bothersome guest
Again the ringing
Carefully I abscond to the bathroom
As to not display my manhood to others
There I make the perfunctory morning faces
Which always seem to precede my daily contribution
To the once-blue toilet water
That I always enjoy making green
Again the ringing
I shake twice like most others
and I'm annoyed by the dribble that always seems to remain
Causing a small acreage of wetness on the front of my briefs
I slowly languidly, lazily, crazily,
Stumble into the den
Where my father smokes his guitars
I mean cigars
In his easy chair
I know all about easy chairs
and then I sing a song for my friends
Jesus is my boyfriend
Jesus is my boyfriend
You can't have him
Because jesus is my boyfriend
Ringing ringing
Dang it goddamn motherf**king son-of-a-bitch is ringing
I walk into the kitchen and I
Stare blankly at that shrieking plastic bastard
Since it keeps ringing I know it's her
and since it keeps ringing she knows it's me
We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a darker day
So let's start killing
There's a choice you're making
We're sparing our own lives
It's true we'll make a darker day
Just you and me
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:08.92] Another night of too much cough syrup
[00:11.97] I'm awakened by the incessant ringing of a telephone
[00:18.09] I still have dreams caked in the corners of my eyes
[00:22.00] and my mouth is dry and tastes shitty
[00:26.01] Again the ringing
[00:30.02] Slowly I bustle out of bed
[00:32.12] The remnants of an erection still lingering in my shorts
[00:36.10] Like a bothersome guest
[00:39.19] Again the ringing
[00:42.16] Carefully I abscond to the bathroom
[00:44.26] As to not display my manhood to others
[00:47.24] There I make the perfunctory morning faces
[00:50.11] Which always seem to precede my daily contribution
[00:53.27] To the once-blue toilet water
[00:56.31] That I always enjoy making green
[01:00.32] Again the ringing
[01:03.34] I shake twice like most others
[01:05.34] and I'm annoyed by the dribble that always seems to remain
[01:08.41] Causing a small acreage of wetness on the front of my briefs
[01:13.35] I slowly languidly, lazily, crazily,
[01:17.48] Stumble into the den
[01:19.44] Where my father smokes his guitars
[01:21.46] I mean cigars
[01:23.55] In his easy chair
[01:25.59] I know all about easy chairs
[01:28.52] and then I sing a song for my friends
[01:34.56] Jesus is my boyfriend
[01:35.67] Jesus is my boyfriend
[01:40.65] You can't have him
[01:42.66] Because jesus is my boyfriend
[01:50.70] Ringing ringing
[01:52.67] Dang it goddamn motherf**king son-of-a-bitch is ringing
[01:55.73] I walk into the kitchen and I
[01:57.70] Stare blankly at that shrieking plastic bastard
[02:02.77] Since it keeps ringing I know it's her
[02:04.85] and since it keeps ringing she knows it's me
[02:09.82] We are the world, we are the children
[02:19.80] We are the ones who make a darker day
[02:21.96] So let's start killing
[02:24.81] There's a choice you're making
[02:26.98] We're sparing our own lives
[02:29.91] It's true we'll make a darker day
[02:31.97] Just you and me
[05:08.78]
[00:11.97] I'm awakened by the incessant ringing of a telephone
[00:18.09] I still have dreams caked in the corners of my eyes
[00:22.00] and my mouth is dry and tastes shitty
[00:26.01] Again the ringing
[00:30.02] Slowly I bustle out of bed
[00:32.12] The remnants of an erection still lingering in my shorts
[00:36.10] Like a bothersome guest
[00:39.19] Again the ringing
[00:42.16] Carefully I abscond to the bathroom
[00:44.26] As to not display my manhood to others
[00:47.24] There I make the perfunctory morning faces
[00:50.11] Which always seem to precede my daily contribution
[00:53.27] To the once-blue toilet water
[00:56.31] That I always enjoy making green
[01:00.32] Again the ringing
[01:03.34] I shake twice like most others
[01:05.34] and I'm annoyed by the dribble that always seems to remain
[01:08.41] Causing a small acreage of wetness on the front of my briefs
[01:13.35] I slowly languidly, lazily, crazily,
[01:17.48] Stumble into the den
[01:19.44] Where my father smokes his guitars
[01:21.46] I mean cigars
[01:23.55] In his easy chair
[01:25.59] I know all about easy chairs
[01:28.52] and then I sing a song for my friends
[01:34.56] Jesus is my boyfriend
[01:35.67] Jesus is my boyfriend
[01:40.65] You can't have him
[01:42.66] Because jesus is my boyfriend
[01:50.70] Ringing ringing
[01:52.67] Dang it goddamn motherf**king son-of-a-bitch is ringing
[01:55.73] I walk into the kitchen and I
[01:57.70] Stare blankly at that shrieking plastic bastard
[02:02.77] Since it keeps ringing I know it's her
[02:04.85] and since it keeps ringing she knows it's me
[02:09.82] We are the world, we are the children
[02:19.80] We are the ones who make a darker day
[02:21.96] So let's start killing
[02:24.81] There's a choice you're making
[02:26.98] We're sparing our own lives
[02:29.91] It's true we'll make a darker day
[02:31.97] Just you and me
[05:08.78]