Perfect Wife

[00:21.62] I sat down to watch the game
[00:23.48] My wife came in
[00:25.28] She'd found my cocaine
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[00:31.50] I tore out her eyes
[00:33.30] Now she can't find my supplies
[00:34.76] Or much else
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[00:40.23] Oh, what a Perfect Wife
[00:49.06] Love of my life
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[01:08.82] She sang along to CCR
[01:11.56] I smashed her face into the VCR
[01:17.95] I choked her until her tongue was hanging
[01:21.39] Then I grabbed that thing and pulled it out
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[01:28.57] Oh, what a tasteless wife
[01:36.86] Love of my
[01:37.77] Don't say word my darling
[01:40.46] I know how you feel
[01:42.22] It's been years since I have looked at you this way
[01:46.81] And if I've hurt you
[01:50.45] Please forgive me
[01:52.24] Love makes you do funny things
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[02:13.68] Her playing the piano
[02:15.45] Sounded like a thirsty camel in a lake
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[02:22.69] I took her little fingers
[02:25.32] As a souvenir of her playing
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[02:32.68] Oh, what a talented wife
[02:41.03] Love of my life
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[02:47.38] Coming home from work one day
[02:49.15] My wife had found a new way to rig the door
[02:53.63] Shotgun pointed towards me
[02:58.17] Trigger pulled
[02:59.07] My body lying on the floor
[03:04.45] Oh, what a talented wife
[03:13.66] And the last thing she said to me was
[03:18.16] Don't say a word my darling
[03:21.75] I know how you feel
[03:23.56] It's been years since I have looked at you this way
[03:28.02] And if I've hurt you
[03:31.69] Please forgive me
[03:33.43] Love makes you do funny things
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