My Old Man's A Dustman
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Now here's a little story
To tell it is a must
About an unsung hero
That moves away your dust
Some people make a fortune
Others earn a mint
My old man don't earn much
In fact he's flippin' skint
Oh, my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat
He looks a proper narner
In his great big hobnail boots
He's got such a job to pull 'em up
That he calls them daisy roots
Some folk give tips at Christmas
And some of them forget
So when he picks their bins up
He spills some on the steps
Now one old man got nasty
And to the council wrote
Next time my old man went 'round there
He punched him up the throat
Oh, my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat
I say, I say Les' (yeah?)
I 'er, I found a police dog in my dust bin
(How do you know he's a police dog?)
He had a policeman with him
Though my old man's a dustman
He's got an 'eart of gold
He got married recently
Though he's eighty-six years old
We said "'ere, 'ang on dad
you're getting past your prime"
He said "well when you get to my age"
"It helps to pass the time" (oi!)
My old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat
I say, I say, I say (huh?)
My dustbin's full of lillies
(Well, throw them away then!)
I can't, Lilly's wearing them
Now, one day while in a hurry
He missed a lady's bin
He hadn't gone but a few yards
When she chased after him
"What game do you think you're playing"
She cried right from the heart
"You missed me, am I too late?"
"No, jump up on the cart!"
My old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat, I say I say, I say (not you again!)
My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools
How do you know it's full?
'Cause there's not mushroom inside!
He found a tiger's head one day
Nailed to a piece of wood
The tiger looked quite miserable
But I suppose he should
Just them from out the window
A voice began to wail
He said "oi, where's me tiger's head?"
"Four foot from 'is tail!"
Oh, my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wear cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat
Next time you see a dustman
Looking all pale and sad
Don't kick him in the dustbin
It might be my ole dad!
To tell it is a must
About an unsung hero
That moves away your dust
Some people make a fortune
Others earn a mint
My old man don't earn much
In fact he's flippin' skint
Oh, my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat
He looks a proper narner
In his great big hobnail boots
He's got such a job to pull 'em up
That he calls them daisy roots
Some folk give tips at Christmas
And some of them forget
So when he picks their bins up
He spills some on the steps
Now one old man got nasty
And to the council wrote
Next time my old man went 'round there
He punched him up the throat
Oh, my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat
I say, I say Les' (yeah?)
I 'er, I found a police dog in my dust bin
(How do you know he's a police dog?)
He had a policeman with him
Though my old man's a dustman
He's got an 'eart of gold
He got married recently
Though he's eighty-six years old
We said "'ere, 'ang on dad
you're getting past your prime"
He said "well when you get to my age"
"It helps to pass the time" (oi!)
My old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat
I say, I say, I say (huh?)
My dustbin's full of lillies
(Well, throw them away then!)
I can't, Lilly's wearing them
Now, one day while in a hurry
He missed a lady's bin
He hadn't gone but a few yards
When she chased after him
"What game do you think you're playing"
She cried right from the heart
"You missed me, am I too late?"
"No, jump up on the cart!"
My old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat, I say I say, I say (not you again!)
My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools
How do you know it's full?
'Cause there's not mushroom inside!
He found a tiger's head one day
Nailed to a piece of wood
The tiger looked quite miserable
But I suppose he should
Just them from out the window
A voice began to wail
He said "oi, where's me tiger's head?"
"Four foot from 'is tail!"
Oh, my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wear cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat
Next time you see a dustman
Looking all pale and sad
Don't kick him in the dustbin
It might be my ole dad!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.01] Now here's a little story
[00:03.73] To tell it is a must
[00:08.66] About an unsung hero
[00:12.67] That moves away your dust
[00:17.77] Some people make a fortune
[00:20.19] Others earn a mint
[00:24.09] My old man don't earn much
[00:27.85] In fact he's flippin' skint
[00:35.48] Oh, my old man's a dustman
[00:38.04] He wears a dustman's hat
[00:39.88] He wears cor blimey trousers
[00:41.82] And he lives in a council flat
[00:43.74] He looks a proper narner
[00:45.65] In his great big hobnail boots
[00:47.43] He's got such a job to pull 'em up
[00:49.65] That he calls them daisy roots
[00:53.77] Some folk give tips at Christmas
[00:56.15] And some of them forget
[00:57.78] So when he picks their bins up
[00:59.82] He spills some on the steps
[01:01.70] Now one old man got nasty
[01:03.59] And to the council wrote
[01:05.42] Next time my old man went 'round there
[01:07.46] He punched him up the throat
[01:09.00] Oh, my old man's a dustman
[01:11.20] He wears a dustman's hat
[01:12.99] He wears cor blimey trousers
[01:14.77] And he lives in a council flat
[01:16.66] I say, I say Les' (yeah?)
[01:18.80] I 'er, I found a police dog in my dust bin
[01:22.04] (How do you know he's a police dog?)
[01:23.60] He had a policeman with him
[01:27.34] Though my old man's a dustman
[01:30.04] He's got an 'eart of gold
[01:31.86] He got married recently
[01:33.69] Though he's eighty-six years old
[01:35.56] We said "'ere, 'ang on dad
[01:37.30] you're getting past your prime"
[01:39.20] He said "well when you get to my age"
[01:41.11] "It helps to pass the time" (oi!)
[01:43.55] My old man's a dustman
[01:44.99] He wears a dustman's hat
[01:46.70] He wears cor blimey trousers
[01:48.60] And he lives in a council flat
[01:50.00] I say, I say, I say (huh?)
[01:52.29] My dustbin's full of lillies
[01:54.00] (Well, throw them away then!)
[01:55.33] I can't, Lilly's wearing them
[01:59.00] Now, one day while in a hurry
[02:01.83] He missed a lady's bin
[02:03.74] He hadn't gone but a few yards
[02:05.72] When she chased after him
[02:07.54] "What game do you think you're playing"
[02:09.34] She cried right from the heart
[02:11.12] "You missed me, am I too late?"
[02:13.21] "No, jump up on the cart!"
[02:15.17] My old man's a dustman
[02:17.09] He wears a dustman's hat
[02:18.83] He wears cor blimey trousers
[02:20.72] And he lives in a council flat, I say I say, I say (not you again!)
[02:26.26] My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools
[02:29.29] How do you know it's full?
[02:30.59] 'Cause there's not mushroom inside!
[02:35.39] He found a tiger's head one day
[02:38.02] Nailed to a piece of wood
[02:39.66] The tiger looked quite miserable
[02:41.55] But I suppose he should
[02:43.15] Just them from out the window
[02:45.22] A voice began to wail
[02:46.96] He said "oi, where's me tiger's head?"
[02:49.19] "Four foot from 'is tail!"
[02:50.60] Oh, my old man's a dustman
[02:52.84] He wears a dustman's hat
[02:54.63] He wear cor blimey trousers
[02:56.68] And he lives in a council flat
[02:58.22] Next time you see a dustman
[03:00.37] Looking all pale and sad
[03:02.22] Don't kick him in the dustbin
[03:03.85] It might be my ole dad!
[00:03.73] To tell it is a must
[00:08.66] About an unsung hero
[00:12.67] That moves away your dust
[00:17.77] Some people make a fortune
[00:20.19] Others earn a mint
[00:24.09] My old man don't earn much
[00:27.85] In fact he's flippin' skint
[00:35.48] Oh, my old man's a dustman
[00:38.04] He wears a dustman's hat
[00:39.88] He wears cor blimey trousers
[00:41.82] And he lives in a council flat
[00:43.74] He looks a proper narner
[00:45.65] In his great big hobnail boots
[00:47.43] He's got such a job to pull 'em up
[00:49.65] That he calls them daisy roots
[00:53.77] Some folk give tips at Christmas
[00:56.15] And some of them forget
[00:57.78] So when he picks their bins up
[00:59.82] He spills some on the steps
[01:01.70] Now one old man got nasty
[01:03.59] And to the council wrote
[01:05.42] Next time my old man went 'round there
[01:07.46] He punched him up the throat
[01:09.00] Oh, my old man's a dustman
[01:11.20] He wears a dustman's hat
[01:12.99] He wears cor blimey trousers
[01:14.77] And he lives in a council flat
[01:16.66] I say, I say Les' (yeah?)
[01:18.80] I 'er, I found a police dog in my dust bin
[01:22.04] (How do you know he's a police dog?)
[01:23.60] He had a policeman with him
[01:27.34] Though my old man's a dustman
[01:30.04] He's got an 'eart of gold
[01:31.86] He got married recently
[01:33.69] Though he's eighty-six years old
[01:35.56] We said "'ere, 'ang on dad
[01:37.30] you're getting past your prime"
[01:39.20] He said "well when you get to my age"
[01:41.11] "It helps to pass the time" (oi!)
[01:43.55] My old man's a dustman
[01:44.99] He wears a dustman's hat
[01:46.70] He wears cor blimey trousers
[01:48.60] And he lives in a council flat
[01:50.00] I say, I say, I say (huh?)
[01:52.29] My dustbin's full of lillies
[01:54.00] (Well, throw them away then!)
[01:55.33] I can't, Lilly's wearing them
[01:59.00] Now, one day while in a hurry
[02:01.83] He missed a lady's bin
[02:03.74] He hadn't gone but a few yards
[02:05.72] When she chased after him
[02:07.54] "What game do you think you're playing"
[02:09.34] She cried right from the heart
[02:11.12] "You missed me, am I too late?"
[02:13.21] "No, jump up on the cart!"
[02:15.17] My old man's a dustman
[02:17.09] He wears a dustman's hat
[02:18.83] He wears cor blimey trousers
[02:20.72] And he lives in a council flat, I say I say, I say (not you again!)
[02:26.26] My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools
[02:29.29] How do you know it's full?
[02:30.59] 'Cause there's not mushroom inside!
[02:35.39] He found a tiger's head one day
[02:38.02] Nailed to a piece of wood
[02:39.66] The tiger looked quite miserable
[02:41.55] But I suppose he should
[02:43.15] Just them from out the window
[02:45.22] A voice began to wail
[02:46.96] He said "oi, where's me tiger's head?"
[02:49.19] "Four foot from 'is tail!"
[02:50.60] Oh, my old man's a dustman
[02:52.84] He wears a dustman's hat
[02:54.63] He wear cor blimey trousers
[02:56.68] And he lives in a council flat
[02:58.22] Next time you see a dustman
[03:00.37] Looking all pale and sad
[03:02.22] Don't kick him in the dustbin
[03:03.85] It might be my ole dad!