I'm Shithead

[00:05.83] I'm shithead and I walk like this
[00:07.81] I'm shithead and I dance like this
[00:09.81] I'm shithead and I can only count to six
[00:11.88] What the heck come after six?
[00:13.80] I'm shithead and I always wear clothes
[00:15.85] I'm a machine
[00:17.85] I'm shithead and I'm stuck in this bag
[00:19.95] I'm shithead and I'm a bad girl
[00:21.95] I'm shithead and my brother is Bono
[00:23.98] I'm shithead and my dad won't miss home
[00:25.92] I'm shithead and I'm definitely not Asian
[00:27.92] I'm shithead and I've never seen a flower
[00:29.93] I'm shithead and I've seen God
[00:32.08] I'm shithead and I've never been hungry
[00:34.03] I'm shithead and I like to clap
[00:35.40] I'm shithead and I do a blackflip
[00:38.02] I'm shithead and I'm always drunk
[00:42.03] I'm shithead, need an abortion?
[00:43.58] I'm shithead and I burnt down a hospital
[00:45.57] I'm shithead and I forgot how to breathe
[00:47.55] I'm shithead and I sing in the choir
[00:52.19] I'm shithead and I can guarantee protection
[00:54.13] I'm shithead and I always come first
[00:55.67] I'm shithead and I jump across the street
[00:57.66] I'm shithead and I sleep in a chair
[00:59.65] I'm shithead, not a meaty bass riff
[01:03.63] I'm shithead and my body's a magnet
[01:05.65] I'm shithead and I'm immune to AIDS
[01:07.64] I'm shithead and I only like anal
[01:09.70] I'm shithead and I cough up blood
[01:11.26] I'm shithead and you better not hiccup
[01:14.77] (Hic)
[01:15.71] I'm shithead and doctors say I don't have much time left
[01:17.78] I'm shithead and I'm allergic to my tongue
[01:19.75] I'm shithead and I gotta pee with the lights off
[01:21.71] I'm shithead, 'cause I'll find you
[01:23.73] I'm shithead and I don't believe in gravity
[01:25.71] I'm shithead and I-
[01:27.87] I'm shithead and everything's a joke
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