Try Not to Laugh

[00:09.12] Yo
[00:10.03] My dick bent like a boomerang
[00:12.08] My dangalang
[00:12.85] Can swang like an orangatangue
[00:14.14] My nuts hang
[00:15.20] Like car keys they dangalang
[00:16.59] Small penis
[00:17.52] I can bang a weding rang
[00:18.98] Like Skrillex
[00:20.15] Get it? Bangarang?
[00:21.52] You still laughin' 'cause my dick's shaped like a candy cane?
[00:23.71] I love Chinese people
[00:24.92] I never understand a thang
[00:26.29] All I hear is ping pow, $5, and changalang
[00:28.57] My cat's lost
[00:29.55] They told me he went that-a-way
[00:30.94] I whacked off to Teletubies on Saturday
[00:33.31] On Sunday I do it to Grey's Anatomy
[00:35.96] Whipe the TV down with my sister's pads on Splaturday
[00:38.20] Try not to laugh at me
[00:40.38] Try not to laugh at me
[00:42.56] Because!
[00:43.68] 'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
[00:45.84] 'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
[00:47.58] (I said)
[00:48.52] Try not to laugh at me
[00:49.85] Try not to laugh at me
[00:52.06] Because!
[00:53.11] 'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
[00:55.65] 'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
[00:56.95] (Yo)
[00:57.73] Fat nigga
[00:58.88] So watcha makin'?
[00:59.94] I'll eat a big ass butter biscuit with a side of bacon!
[01:02.39] I go skydivin' holdin' a pound of cake
[01:04.62] And pass gas on a pancake
[01:05.94] Hopin' my ass'll bake it
[01:07.18] I used a strap on chicken leg
[01:08.75] For penetration
[01:09.63] Add a cup of grape Kool-Aid with it
[01:11.04] For lubrication
[01:11.98] Rapunzel
[01:12.96] Nigga ugly
[01:14.25] McDonalds
[01:15.57] Chicken nuggets
[01:16.62] I saw a chick
[01:17.91] Super duper thick
[01:18.91] Fat nose
[01:20.14] Chelupa lips
[01:21.36] But she smoke weed
[01:22.42] She got the dooky lips
[01:23.72] She got the young thoug pass me
[01:25.63] The hoopy lips
[01:26.41] Fuck nuggets!
[01:27.57] Donkey butt
[01:28.62] Donkey Kong!
[01:29.83] Monkey nuts
[01:31.13] Faggot magnet
[01:32.48] She got that booty boo
[01:33.35] 'Cause her stomach stick out further than her booty do!
[01:35.99] Try not to laugh at me
[01:38.34] Try not to laugh at me
[01:40.09] Because!
[01:41.07] 'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
[01:43.58] 'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
[01:45.08] (I said)
[01:46.10] Try not to laugh at me
[01:48.03] Try not to laugh at me
[01:49.77] Because!
[01:50.96] 'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
[01:53.06] 'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
[01:54.61] Now
[01:55.64] I had a chick call me handsome
[01:57.62] And what I'm 'bout to say next is random
[01:59.97] I called Ghostbusters paid them a ransom
[02:01.91] 'Cause she so skinny she had the ass of a phantom
[02:04.75] It's non existent
[02:05.98] Wachu whinin' fo'?
[02:07.03] 'Cause that ass is extinct like a dinoso'
[02:09.69] Triceratops
[02:10.85] A horn dog
[02:11.97] But her back straight
[02:13.11] Like a corn dog
[02:14.28] Uh!
[02:15.27] Rick Ross
[02:16.69] Shoobity Woobity Dick floss
[02:19.01] Yo
[02:19.80] I turn up like a vegitable
[02:21.82] Titty sprinkles
[02:23.39] Try not to laugh at me
[02:26.36] Try not to laugh at me
[02:28.12] Because!
[02:29.03] 'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
[02:31.46] 'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
[02:32.90] (I said)
[02:33.81] Try not to laugh at me
[02:36.14] Try not to laugh at me
[02:37.70] Because!
[02:38.84] 'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
[02:40.13] 'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
[02:42.47] (Yo)
[02:43.11] Try not to laugh at me
[02:45.73] Try not to laugh at me
[02:47.42] Because!
[02:48.63] 'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
[02:50.61] 'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
[02:52.24] (I said)
[02:53.18] Try not to laugh at me
[02:55.30] Try not to laugh at me
[02:56.98] Because!
[02:57.98] 'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
[03:00.15] 'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
[03:01.74] (Yo)
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