I Wish I Could Be a Disney Princess
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โฑ๏ธ 3:30 duration
๐ ID: 12804126
๐ Lyrics
I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could marry a homeless Arabian man.
I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could have furniture as my only friends.
And I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could fight the Mongolian Army.
Single handedly.
I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could live with seven tiny men.
If I were a Disney Princess I could have everything at my fingertips.
I could be Native American.
If I were a Disney Princess I could cry life-saving tears.
I could resurrect dead men with my tears.
Jasmine.
I wanna be you Cinderella.
I wanna be you, I just don't wanna be the part of your life where you were a slave.
Pocahontas.
I wanna be you Ariel.
I wanna be so I could hang out with giant, sassy, drag queen squids.
I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could marry some guy who kisses me as I sleep.
And I wish I could be a Disney Princes so I could be afraid of making ice.
Because I don't want to kill my sister.
I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could have a man climb up my head.
I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could have horse-mice.
I really want horse-mice!
If I were a Disney Princess I could have everything at my fingertips.
I could be African-American.
If I were a Disney Princess I could go on psychedelic trips, making tapestries with bears.
Aurora.
I wanna be you Snow White.
I wanna be you I just don't wanna be the part of your life where you are poisoned, no.
Belle.
I wanna be you Mulan.
I wanna be you so that I could have a sassy dragon.
I wanna sassy dragon.
I wanna be a Disney Princess and if I were I'd take no recess to spread the warmth and love it's the best way to live your life.
I'd be a handsome man's wife.
And we'd kiss.
And we'd kiss.
And we'd kiss.
I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could marry a homeless Arabian man.
I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could have furniture as my only friends.
And I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could fight the Mongolian Army.
Single handedly.
I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could live with seven tiny men.
If I were a Disney Princess I could have everything at my fingertips.
I could be Native American.
If I were a Disney Princess I could cry life-saving tears.
I could resurrect dead men with my tears.
Jasmine.
I wanna be you Cinderella.
I wanna be you, I just don't wanna be the part of your life where you were a slave.
Pocahontas.
I wanna be you Ariel.
I wanna be so I could hang out with giant, sassy, drag queen squids.
I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could marry some guy who kisses me as I sleep.
And I wish I could be a Disney Princes so I could be afraid of making ice.
Because I don't want to kill my sister.
I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could have a man climb up my head.
I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could have horse-mice.
I really want horse-mice!
If I were a Disney Princess I could have everything at my fingertips.
I could be African-American.
If I were a Disney Princess I could go on psychedelic trips, making tapestries with bears.
Aurora.
I wanna be you Snow White.
I wanna be you I just don't wanna be the part of your life where you are poisoned, no.
Belle.
I wanna be you Mulan.
I wanna be you so that I could have a sassy dragon.
I wanna sassy dragon.
I wanna be a Disney Princess and if I were I'd take no recess to spread the warmth and love it's the best way to live your life.
I'd be a handsome man's wife.
And we'd kiss.
And we'd kiss.
And we'd kiss.
I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could marry a homeless Arabian man.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:05.24] I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could marry a homeless Arabian man.
[00:15.11] I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could have furniture as my only friends.
[00:25.47] And I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could fight the Mongolian Army.
[00:31.81] Single handedly.
[00:35.42] I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could live with seven tiny men.
[00:45.34] If I were a Disney Princess I could have everything at my fingertips.
[00:51.74] I could be Native American.
[00:55.31] If I were a Disney Princess I could cry life-saving tears.
[01:01.65] I could resurrect dead men with my tears.
[01:06.29] Jasmine.
[01:07.13] I wanna be you Cinderella.
[01:09.86] I wanna be you, I just don't wanna be the part of your life where you were a slave.
[01:16.15] Pocahontas.
[01:17.09] I wanna be you Ariel.
[01:19.72] I wanna be so I could hang out with giant, sassy, drag queen squids.
[01:27.02]
[01:30.66] I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could marry some guy who kisses me as I sleep.
[01:39.77] And I wish I could be a Disney Princes so I could be afraid of making ice.
[01:45.15] Because I don't want to kill my sister.
[01:48.78]
[01:53.36] I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could have a man climb up my head.
[02:02.30] I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could have horse-mice.
[02:08.67] I really want horse-mice!
[02:11.43] If I were a Disney Princess I could have everything at my fingertips.
[02:17.71] I could be African-American.
[02:20.48] If I were a Disney Princess I could go on psychedelic trips, making tapestries with bears.
[02:29.55] Aurora.
[02:31.32] I wanna be you Snow White.
[02:33.10] I wanna be you I just don't wanna be the part of your life where you are poisoned, no.
[02:38.55] Belle.
[02:40.31] I wanna be you Mulan.
[02:43.07] I wanna be you so that I could have a sassy dragon.
[02:47.51] I wanna sassy dragon.
[02:53.06] I wanna be a Disney Princess and if I were I'd take no recess to spread the warmth and love it's the best way to live your life.
[03:03.88] I'd be a handsome man's wife.
[03:07.59] And we'd kiss.
[03:09.37] And we'd kiss.
[03:11.10] And we'd kiss.
[03:16.53] I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could marry a homeless Arabian man.
[03:28.31]
[00:15.11] I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could have furniture as my only friends.
[00:25.47] And I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could fight the Mongolian Army.
[00:31.81] Single handedly.
[00:35.42] I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could live with seven tiny men.
[00:45.34] If I were a Disney Princess I could have everything at my fingertips.
[00:51.74] I could be Native American.
[00:55.31] If I were a Disney Princess I could cry life-saving tears.
[01:01.65] I could resurrect dead men with my tears.
[01:06.29] Jasmine.
[01:07.13] I wanna be you Cinderella.
[01:09.86] I wanna be you, I just don't wanna be the part of your life where you were a slave.
[01:16.15] Pocahontas.
[01:17.09] I wanna be you Ariel.
[01:19.72] I wanna be so I could hang out with giant, sassy, drag queen squids.
[01:27.02]
[01:30.66] I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could marry some guy who kisses me as I sleep.
[01:39.77] And I wish I could be a Disney Princes so I could be afraid of making ice.
[01:45.15] Because I don't want to kill my sister.
[01:48.78]
[01:53.36] I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could have a man climb up my head.
[02:02.30] I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could have horse-mice.
[02:08.67] I really want horse-mice!
[02:11.43] If I were a Disney Princess I could have everything at my fingertips.
[02:17.71] I could be African-American.
[02:20.48] If I were a Disney Princess I could go on psychedelic trips, making tapestries with bears.
[02:29.55] Aurora.
[02:31.32] I wanna be you Snow White.
[02:33.10] I wanna be you I just don't wanna be the part of your life where you are poisoned, no.
[02:38.55] Belle.
[02:40.31] I wanna be you Mulan.
[02:43.07] I wanna be you so that I could have a sassy dragon.
[02:47.51] I wanna sassy dragon.
[02:53.06] I wanna be a Disney Princess and if I were I'd take no recess to spread the warmth and love it's the best way to live your life.
[03:03.88] I'd be a handsome man's wife.
[03:07.59] And we'd kiss.
[03:09.37] And we'd kiss.
[03:11.10] And we'd kiss.
[03:16.53] I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could marry a homeless Arabian man.
[03:28.31]