(What is) Celebrity?

What is celebrity?
The restoration of the science
And the arts
Which I provide it to you
You have a girlfriend
They scolded me on the TV shows
I wanna die, inject it through my veins
Short flight, everyday's plastic surgery
Show me the world today oh great!
Are you having a good time?
Take my authograph and send it to your dearest penpals
Radical Pop, Teenage Trouble
Celebrity
The only hero of this century and this earth
Inject it through my veins
Your motherfuckers still complain
‘Bout my hair and what I'm wearing for a lunch
Pepperoni on my hands, yeah!