We don't play guitars

We always thought that we were not a rock and roll band
But it sure feels like rock n roll over here tonight

We don't play guitars
We don't play guitars
We don't play guitars

We're standing on stage with our microphones
But we don't play guitars
Got the Sherman up here with us
No we don't play guitars

We don't play guitars
Can you play guitar?
We don't play guitars
said can you play guitar?
We don't play guitars
We don't play guitars

We're standing on stage with our microphones
But we don't play guitars
Got the Sherman up here with us
No we don't play guitars

We don't play guitars
We don't play guitars
Said can you play guitar?

We can go shopping in the supermarket
But we don't play guitars
We shop more than other people
We don't play guitars

Can you play guitar?
Can you play guitar?

Were standing in Tobi's studio
But we don't play guitars
Neither do Kiki or Melissa
No we don't play guitars

We like to use gaffa tape
But we don't play guitars
Give us your gaffa tape,
We don't want your guitars

We don't play guitars
We don't play guitars
No we don't play guitars

You may not play guitars but I do!
You know, maybe COS don't play guitars but
P.E.A.C.H.E.S plays guitar
I play guitar, that's right
I play guitar
Well you may not play guitar but I play guitar
And I love it!

We like using gaffa tape
But we don't play guitars
Give us your gaffa tape cos we don't play guitars
Can you play guitar?

We don't play guitars
We don't play guitars
We don't play guitars
We don't play guitars
We don't play guitars...