Cruisin' For a Contusion

[00:08.59] Pull over, motherfucker!
[00:10.88] I’m beyond irate!
[00:15.96] You’ve been driving 25
[00:18.84] And now I’m fuckin' late!
[00:24.59] I punched my roof
[00:26.43] Turned my fists black and blue
[00:28.87] I bit my steering wheel
[00:30.71] Till I broke a fuckin’ tooth
[00:32.79] I just wanted to see
[00:34.63] What this asshole looks like
[00:37.24] He looks like an asshole
[00:39.31] So I was fuckin' right!
[00:41.08] Oh, you’re
[00:41.67] Cruisin’ for a contusion!
[00:45.74] Cruisin’ for a contusion!
[00:49.80] Cruisin’ for a contusion!
[00:53.91] Cruisin’ for a contusion!
[00:57.44] I've been staring at the pile
[00:59.59] Of disgusting Beanie Babies in your back window
[01:03.36] Fantasizing 'bout tearin' them Beanie bitches to shreds
[01:07.84] ...You're fuckin' dead!
[01:09.35] I walk up to your car
[01:11.68] Chewing broken glass
[01:13.63] I see your bitch is embarrassed
[01:15.68] I tell her to relax…
[01:17.43] I just wanted to see
[01:19.32] What this asshole looks like
[01:21.96] He looks like an asshole
[01:24.00] So I was fuckin' right!
[01:25.80] Oh, you’re
[01:26.48] Cruisin’ for a contusion!
[01:30.43] Cruisin’ for a contusion!
[01:34.56] Cruisin’ for a contusion!
[01:38.68] Cruisin’ for a contusion!
[01:42.41] Abracadabra! You wanna see a trick?
[01:46.84] Your bitch is in my car, suckin’ the mayor’s dick!
[01:51.01]
[02:12.86] Abracadabra! You wanna see a trick?
[02:16.89] Your bitch is in my car, suckin’ the mayor’s dick!
[02:21.25] Abracadabra! You wanna see a trick?
[02:24.67] Your bitch is in my car, suckin’ the mayor’s dick!
[02:28.17]
[02:44.88] Abracadabra! You wanna see a trick?
[02:47.68] Your bitch is in my car, suckin’ the mayor’s dick!
[02:51.17]
[03:02.87] You know you're cruisin’ for a contusion!
[03:09.81] You know you're cruisin’ for a contusion!
[03:17.09] Abracadabra! You wanna see a trick?
[03:21.66] Your bitch is in my car, suckin’ the mayor’s dick!
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