Law of the bungle
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โฑ๏ธ 2:32 duration
๐ ID: 12834727
๐ Lyrics
The tiger flashes sharpened teeth.
Bowler-hatted; summer briefs
Beneath his pinstriped skin.
To kill demands a business sense;
Economy moves non-residence
Approaching from down-wind.
Being a tiger means you laugh
Whenever lesser tigers have
To eat meat that's infected.
Being a tiger means your mate
When overfed will defecate
In places least expected.
Knowing a tiger means you must
Accept his promise of mutual trust
And offer him your throat.
Loving a tiger means you take
Second place to the cake you bake
And with undying servile obedience
keep the stiffly starched collar
of his conference shirt spotless
and remove daily the daubed bloody
evidence of his dastardly misdeeds
from the otherwise immaculate elegance
of his pinstripe tiger coat.
Period.
Bowler-hatted; summer briefs
Beneath his pinstriped skin.
To kill demands a business sense;
Economy moves non-residence
Approaching from down-wind.
Being a tiger means you laugh
Whenever lesser tigers have
To eat meat that's infected.
Being a tiger means your mate
When overfed will defecate
In places least expected.
Knowing a tiger means you must
Accept his promise of mutual trust
And offer him your throat.
Loving a tiger means you take
Second place to the cake you bake
And with undying servile obedience
keep the stiffly starched collar
of his conference shirt spotless
and remove daily the daubed bloody
evidence of his dastardly misdeeds
from the otherwise immaculate elegance
of his pinstripe tiger coat.
Period.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.03] The tiger flashes sharpened teeth.
[00:04.58] Bowler-hatted; summer briefs
[00:07.05] Beneath his pinstriped skin.
[00:11.12] To kill demands a business sense;
[00:15.02] Economy moves non-residence
[00:20.48] Approaching from down-wind.
[00:24.19] Being a tiger means you laugh
[00:27.20] Whenever lesser tigers have
[00:29.33] To eat meat that's infected.
[00:33.36] Being a tiger means your mate
[00:35.56] When overfed will defecate
[00:37.49] In places least expected.
[02:00.12] Knowing a tiger means you must
[02:03.98] Accept his promise of mutual trust
[02:06.48] And offer him your throat.
[02:09.56] Loving a tiger means you take
[02:11.83] Second place to the cake you bake
[02:13.73] And with undying servile obedience
[02:16.65] keep the stiffly starched collar
[02:18.17] of his conference shirt spotless
[02:19.65] and remove daily the daubed bloody
[02:21.89] evidence of his dastardly misdeeds
[02:23.68] from the otherwise immaculate elegance
[02:25.33] of his pinstripe tiger coat.
[02:26.96] Period.
[02:29.61]
[00:04.58] Bowler-hatted; summer briefs
[00:07.05] Beneath his pinstriped skin.
[00:11.12] To kill demands a business sense;
[00:15.02] Economy moves non-residence
[00:20.48] Approaching from down-wind.
[00:24.19] Being a tiger means you laugh
[00:27.20] Whenever lesser tigers have
[00:29.33] To eat meat that's infected.
[00:33.36] Being a tiger means your mate
[00:35.56] When overfed will defecate
[00:37.49] In places least expected.
[02:00.12] Knowing a tiger means you must
[02:03.98] Accept his promise of mutual trust
[02:06.48] And offer him your throat.
[02:09.56] Loving a tiger means you take
[02:11.83] Second place to the cake you bake
[02:13.73] And with undying servile obedience
[02:16.65] keep the stiffly starched collar
[02:18.17] of his conference shirt spotless
[02:19.65] and remove daily the daubed bloody
[02:21.89] evidence of his dastardly misdeeds
[02:23.68] from the otherwise immaculate elegance
[02:25.33] of his pinstripe tiger coat.
[02:26.96] Period.
[02:29.61]