Hornbag

I'm very proud of how I look
Yes, I am high maintenance
But I think you gotta be
Hornbag at 12:00
Redbull vodka please
She drinking Chardonnay
With her new TAFE degree
Witchery jacket with a cigarette and a rake
She ain't no killer
She's the queen of Fountain Lakes
Oh a housewife by the name of Mrs D
I wanna ride back to her house tonight
See the good room that she keeps
In my Barina I seen her every day
Need a wetex and a squeegee when she calling out my name

That boomer baby, she's a Hornbag
Such a foxy lady, she's a Hornbag
I wish she'd say that I'm a Spunk Rat
I wanna make it mutual
Nice different unusual

I wanna take her out
Treat her like a queen
Take her to paradise
Stay at Tullamarine
Don't need no Gucci
That Coogi make you turn
That booty when she river dance
Shaking with her perm
Oh that tote bag and that custom Parakeet
I wanna take her on a sticky date
At Southland where we meet
She got a boyfriend but he don't need to know
They tell me that I'm a Freckle
But I'm a motherfucking mole

That boomer baby, she's a Hornbag
Such a foxy lady, she's a Hornbag
I wish she'd say that I'm a Spunk Rat
I wanna make it mutual
Nice different unusual

H O R N B A G get with me, baby
F O X Y Day and Knight, be my foxy lady
H O R N B A G get with me, baby
I wanna make it mutual
Nice different unusual

That boomer baby, she's a Hornbag
Such a foxy lady, she's a Hornbag
I wish she'd say that I'm a Spunk Rat
I wanna make it mutual
Nice different unusual