Floyd the Barber (January 1988; After-hours mix)

[00:16.88] Bell on door clangs, come on in
[00:19.76] Floyd observes my hairy chin
[00:23.33] Sit down, chair, don't be afraid
[00:26.92] Steamed hot towel on my face
[00:33.02] I was shaved
[00:37.29] I was shaved
[00:40.48] I was shaved
[00:43.50]
[00:51.86] Barney ties me to the chair
[00:54.95] I can't see, I'm really scared
[00:58.51] Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
[01:01.86] Pee-pee pressed against my lips
[01:07.81] I was shamed
[01:11.69] I was shamed
[01:15.26] I was shamed
[01:18.34]
[01:39.08] I sense others in the room
[01:43.25] Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume
[01:47.08] They take turns and cut me up
[01:50.72] I die smothered in Aunt Bee's muff
[01:56.36] I was shamed
[02:00.56] I was ashamed
[02:03.41] I was shamed
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