How Not to Pick up Girls on the Internet

I could be all yours and you could be all mine
And we could go to sleep together tonight and
You don't know me and I don't know you
So I'll just slide in your DMs and ask you
What it do? Yeah
You look so hot in your profile picture
Not me saying I wish I could kiss her
Are you single? Your page doesn't say so
I'll just hit you up and hope that might things go my way

Oh no
I swear I'm not a creep though
Oh no
I only creep a little

I'll like all your posts, your shares and your selfies
Just in hopes that you will notice me
On Instagram, I'll tell you you're sexy
Or beautiful if I'm feeling classy
Please don't think that you're my obsession
I'm just avoiding my severe depression
Don't leave me on seen or I'll message again
Don't my dick pics make you wanna be my friend?

Oh no (Gross)
I swear I'm not a creep though
Oh no
I only creep a little
Oh no
I swear I'm not a creep though

But I might creep a little

(Fuck off)