I Got Stoned and I Missed It

[00:02.10] Oh yes boys play it sweet for me
[00:05.76] I was sittin' in my basement I'd just rolled myself a taste of
[00:12.17] Somethin' green and gold and glorious to get me through the day
[00:17.61] When my friend yells through my transom grab your coat an' get your hat son
[00:23.88] There's a nut down on the corner a givin' dollar bills away
[00:30.75] But I sat around a bit and then I had another hit
[00:34.01] And then I rolled myself a bomber thought about my momma
[00:36.83] Looked around fooled around played around while and then
[00:40.71] I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned and I missed it
[00:47.97] I got stoned and it rolled right by
[00:53.09] I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned oh me oh my
[01:02.69] It took seven months of urgin' just to get that local virgin
[01:10.09] With the sweet face up to my place to fool around a bit
[01:16.72] And next day she woke up rosy and she snuggled up so cosy
[01:22.53] But when she asked me how I liked it Lord it hurt me to admit
[01:29.28] I got stoned and I missed it...
[02:13.35] I ain't makin' no excuses for so many things I uses
[02:18.04] Just to brighten my relationships and sweeten up my day
[02:23.20] But when my earthly race is over and I'm ready for the clover
[02:30.09] And they ask me how my life has been I guess I have to say
[02:36.42] I was stoned and I missed it...
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